Got Milk?

[cozzybob]

Got Milk?

Pair: psycho!Duo, Trowa

Warning: umm... everything, but most especially DISTURBING. That bit about the spiders makes me itch. (Doh! Did I say spiders?!)

Note: For the latest prompt table about milk at gw_dark. Sequel to Sleep Tight, but this can be read as a stand-alone

Comments

[motley_sis]

OMGWTFBBQ?! XD I couldn't stop laughing! This was brilliant. I so love your psycho!Duo~! ^_____^

Though it must be said, if I ever see him I'll kill him for making Trowa drink milk. I mean, turning Heero into a nifty skullcap and trenchcoat I can sort of live with, but making somebody drink milk... *retches* Poor green Tro! Waaaaah!

*gives you a series tag*

[cozzybob]

Ooooooooooooooh! *bouncies* I love ooooooO!

Hee! Psycho!Duo loves you toooooo! Yeah, I'm all incoherent. This fic killed my brain! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Stupid, evil Duo, and his evil milk! I'll never forgive him for that. Poor Trowa! *flaps hysterical*

Somehow, this is E's fault. Yesh. She's the one who posted the prompt table, therefore if *anyone* is to blame for Trowa's plight, it's her! *points accusingly*

[motley_sis]

- - - - - Official rectification, for all to see: - - - - -
It was MY fault E put up the milk table. Or, well, not my fault per se, but E posted it because I told her milk was truly evil and seriously, I really believe 7snogs should have fluffier prompts than that, because... eww, coffee moustaches may be lickable, but milk... *retches* Okay. There.
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Oh, yay! *pets your brain* It did well, the little concocting-device. ^^
And don't worry, I'm sure Tro will forget about his little ordeal soon enough, with all our people awakening to the possibilities of dark!fic. XD

[ederyn]

It IS your fault! You see what your inherent evil has come to?! Duo will never be normal again! Waaaaaaaaaah!! *runs from milk cartons*

[theoriginal_ist]

::twitches::

Milk = The Most Evil Thing in All the World. The end.

I'm not sure if it should have, but this had me giggling like a lunatic. Hm...bad choice of words...I love your dialogue fics and your psycho!Duo. Unfortunately, just the thought of the milk has made my stomach all upset. =( So I guess that means you did a fantastic job, right? Lol.

[cozzybob]

Hee! It *is* the most evil thing all the world! Hence why Duo loves it. xDDD

Giggling is good! To be honest, I was giggling too while writing it. The idea of Duo using milk for torture is just so darned amusing. That is one twisted individual. ;D

Glad you like the dialog!! And yay for psycho!Duo, he's so special. Hee!

*pets your poor tummy* Boo milk! *gives you tea*

[theoriginal_ist]

Of course, makes perfect sense!

It is. It's perfect too! Poor Trowa though! ::hugs Trowa::

He is special. Very special.

Mm. Tea, my favorite. Thank you muchly!

[cozzybob]

Hee! Tea is root of all happiness! It's like the polar opposite of milk on the evil scale. ^^

*plays Enya for Trowa and fluffs his pillows* Poor guy.

[leftminds]

The contrast between funny/disturbing is perfect.

[cozzybob]

Ooooh! I'm glad to hear that! :D

[salamandere]

*throws all the milk out of the house*
i didn't know milk had such capacity for evil. ::rocks in the corner::
but otherwise that was deliciously insane XDD and boy but i just looove how duo talks ALL the time XD he's the most endearing psycho i've ever known XDDD

[cozzybob]

Hee! I've been told because of this fic that milk is the root of all evil. Which explains a lot since I actually *love* milk! Bwahahahahahaha!

Psycho!Duo is so precious, is he not? I lurve him. *squishes his kyoot psychotic wittle head*

[salamandere]

i love milk too! ::looks around:: *ducks*

omg he IS precious! precious is exactly the word! *squishes him with you* I just want to eat him XDDDD nom nom!

[cozzybob]

Hee! Careful, motley_sis might throw something at you. xDD

I wanna eat him toooooooo!! And, coincidentally, we've got that cannibalism prompt!! Whooooooo! *thinks of fic ideas* ^^