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6 truths of life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading thr first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now cause you are a idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) Theres still a stupid smile on your face.

I'm going on atrip next week. this airline sent me this as part of reservation.

"Note that living standards in other countries and the standards and conditions with
respect to the provision of utilities, services and accommodation may differ from
those found in Canada. "