This Week's Topic:
3

The Goat here was driving an automobile the other day. Upon my venture, I saw a window decal. Depicted on this decal was a large number 3 with a halo over it. Text surrounding this numeral stated: "God needed a driver." What a bunch of goddamned mother fucking bullshit. That fuckbag drove a fucking car for a living. That's all ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
A CHRISTMAS CAROL

I gave myself 20min to write this piece of garbage. So shut up and read it already. It’s the Goat’s retelling of Charles Dickens’ "A Christmas Carol." And yes, I am going to start it with “once upon a time,’ because that’s how all good writers write stuff, bitch.

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Once upon a time, there lived ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
THE ARISTOCRATS

The Goat was thinking to himself just the other day, "The Goat's two-hundredth post is coming up, and I need to do something special, because people like to celebrate nice big round numbers for some reason. Whatever could the Goat do to deliver a worthy two-hundredth Goat Post?"
Well, the answer came in the form ( Read more... )

Fix your wigs, here comes two posts:

And about damn time. Suck on them hard.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=157508505

There's the Goat's Myspace page....took me long enough, but there it is.

Be sure to visit this asshole's page, too: Leave a comment

Fuck everybody.....Look at Myspace for an update

This Week's Topic:
VIDEO GAMES

It may be a well-known fact that if the world was devoid of video games, the Goat might actually have done something useful with his life. But that's not the case. Here I sit, about to write to you chumps about the very things that make me a deadbeat.
The first matter of business involves a particular level type in ( Read more... )

This Week's Topic:
HUEY BURGERS

Have you ever had a Huey Burger before? Ever had a Huey Burger and lived to tell the tale? They can put you in the grave for two reasons:

1. They are so goddamned good, your heart simply stops from sensory overload, or
2. You were maliciously poisoned by Baby Huey and didn't eat the broccoli.

I daresay the Huey ( Read more... )

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This Week's Topic:
YELLOW CANDY

What the hell, I guess it's high time the Goat blasted your retinas with my opinion. Other than the fact I think all you people are dumb assholes, the Goat thinks that yellow candy sucks ass. If you find a piece of yellow candy anywhere, you should chuck that shit out of the nearest window, or into a roaring fire ( Read more... )