What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net


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heh.. well i guess the news said that germany is having a baby boomer. but why? they havent been in a war for a long, long time. or maybe there shouldve been a baby boom post-reunification in 1989...but no, the baby boom was caused by none other than THE WORLD CUP. what better than a huge fuckin' soccer tournament to make germans sex eachother up? ( Read more... )

who is uncle tom?
you are.

i wish i had gone to school today. dani called me and told me about garrett. ive been crying on and off since.. its just so hard to think about. we werent best friends, but it still hurts so much.. he was such a sweet guy. i talked to him from time to time...i used to help him with various kinds of homework.. we had a lot of classes together. he ( Read more... )

is that what you call tact?
you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.
so let's end this call, and end this conversation.
And is that what you call a get-away?
Well tell met what you "got away" with.
Cuz you left the phrase from the ties you severed
when you say "Best friends means friends forever."

Everyone's caught onto everything you

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it would be much appreciated if the people who are harrassing me through phone calls would stop. thank you.

And there's three, count 'em three
Children playing on the beach
They were eager to learn,
To be taught and to teach

There's Veronica
She's biting her lip
As she watches the waves turn white at the tip
And there's Vada
Radiating with joy
And luckily she still can't stand the sight of a boy
And lastly there's Dave
His hair dances in the wind
And he ( Read more... )

      Marriage is love.