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Fourth Guitar Drive By - Action/Shroomfield

Nov 17, 2011 02:28

[Haruko hadn't remembered there being mushrooms here before. That being the case, there was only one logical thing to do ( Read more... )

ta-kun, !ic, shroomfield, atomsk, shut up lil me, !mayfield

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3 jaws5sonofjaws November 17 2011, 07:35:13 UTC

[Mart was just walking from school when there was yelling

and now a crazy lady trying to slug him with a guitar. Mart'll just look on, confident that a mere guitar or crazy lady couldn't hurt him.]

What the hell are you going on about now?

guitarslaying November 17 2011, 07:41:10 UTC

[Luckily for you Mart, this really is just a cheap bass she bought here instead of her actual weapon.

Still, she doesn't stop her charge until right in front of Mart, bringing the bass down with as much force as she can manage on Mart's head.]

jaws5sonofjaws November 17 2011, 07:44:22 UTC

[Smashing over his head he stumbles, but thanks to his nigh-invulnerability it merely takes him aback.]

...

Ow.

guitarslaying November 17 2011, 07:56:41 UTC

[Dammit. The guitar's already gone. Stupid piece of crap. Doesn't matter. You're so close to her right now. So close. And even if she has a weapon?

She isn't letting up, "Atomsk".

The moment the guitar crumbles in her hands from the blow to Mart's invulnerable body she drops to a crouch, leg sweeping to take Mart off his feet, her right arm going into a right hook aimed at the center of his spine, hoping to take advantage of momentum if she manages to knock him down.

She doesn't have her supernatural speed back, but she's naturally quick, naturally acrobatic, to begin with.]

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2 vitalizes November 17 2011, 22:48:26 UTC

[Stumbles over, unable to catch his balance before he completely falls on his behind.]

HEY! The hell's your problem?

[Quickly stands back up and points his index finger toward the crazed woman, not letting her walk away without getting an earful.]

I don't know who yer stupid ass is or who Takoon is but there was no reason t'shove me like dat. If y'think I'm Takoon, well, yer wrong. 'M Scout, and I get plenty'a chicks, all hotter than you are.

guitarslaying November 18 2011, 04:47:46 UTC

[In a quick, single motion, Haruko takes the top off of one of the garbage cans on the street and tosses it at Scout, irritated.]

Shaddap! I'm busy here!

3 fthisgetmecigs November 18 2011, 12:45:11 UTC

[Huh? What's this? Oh it's just a lady running towards him. Maybe she thinks she knows him?]

Wait a fuckin' minute...

fthisgetmecigs November 18 2011, 12:46:11 UTC

[AWW FUCK IT'S SOME PSYCHOTIC CHICK. BADOU THOUGHT HE LEFT THIS SHIT BEHIND BACK HOME.]

Fuckfuckfuckfuck.. [Does what he's good at. He fucking runs.]

guitarslaying November 19 2011, 06:29:10 UTC

GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!

[Nope. Not letting up at all, Badou. In fact, she's flinging the bass at your back now.]

fthisgetmecigs November 19 2011, 20:15:00 UTC

[NEVER LOOK BACK. NEVER LOOK BACK. BECAUSE IN THE MOVIES THAT'S WHEN YOU DIE.]

LIKE FUCKING HELL I WILL, YOU FUCKING-

[Awwwwww shit, he looks back. Badou, you're supposed to be more genre-savvy than this.]

FUUU-

[Gets hit with the bass and through the combination of the inertia of the bass and his own running, is sent hurtling and skidding down the street a few feet. Oh, he might've bounced once or twice too in the confusion.]

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