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Tell me how I'm playing Patchy the Pirate Badou! Crit praise or facepalming encouraged. Anon is on and IP loggin' is off.

P.S.- You're all awesome. Yes. Even you.

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[Backdated, Dec. 25th]

[Action | 312 Miller St. | Housemates]

[So after these all these fake shenanigans...Which Apparently hadn't been shenanigans at all really. Badou wants nothing more than to sleep on the couch all day, so fuck you all. Okay. He's not a total scrooge and he got his not!children things so there's two expertly (Not really. It ( Read more... )

[Action: Morning, 312 Miller St. || Household + Neighbors + Passerby? ]

[It's been a few days now since Badou found himself dead and then the next day not and it's still pretty unnerving. Death is supposed to be sort of a permanent thing. He gets ready for the day, trying to avoid his droid wife and maybe just avoiding the kids a little. It's been ( Read more... )

[DAY 1]

[Action: Wee hours in the morning c., what was once 312 Miller St. || Not!Family]

[In the aftermath of the mushroom incident and the whole normal turkey on the doorstep (Of which he was dubious of for at least a few hours upon it's discovery), Badou had been confident nothing terrible would happen anytime soon. How wrong he is as he ( Read more... )

[Action: Work hours, Grocery || All]

[Badou's been working at the grocery store that he's apparently been working at for years according to the magical-fucked up town. It's not too different from his world so he's picked it up fast. He'll help you find your carrots and canned corn and whatever the fuck you need to eat. He's been getting the ( Read more... )

[Action: Morning, 312 Miller St. || Not!Family]

[When Badou wakes up to the noticeable lack of the scent of cigarette smoke that settled so lovingly around his apartment, he knows something is amiss. Seconds later, he further realizes there is something very wrong when he finds that he's suddenly regained what people with two eyes take for granted ( Read more... )

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