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First Guitar Drive By - Action/Phone

Oct 16, 2011 23:32

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[Haruko wasn't particularly expecting to wake up in bed next to a big hulking stranger in a house she had never been in. But here she was, and she decided she'd react like any sane person would in this situation ( Read more... )

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Phone in_laquetti October 17 2011, 04:29:50 UTC

That would be a hell of a lot more interesting than what we've got now.

Keep your expectations low. I have a feeling that you'll be pleasantly surprised in a few weeks.

guitarslaying October 17 2011, 04:40:59 UTC

Yeah? No problem there. My expectations are pretty rock bottom.

Really? Are they good surprises?

in_laquetti October 17 2011, 04:46:54 UTC

I could only assume. Let me tell you what somebody else told me: death is temporary. Are the implications settling in?

guitarslaying October 17 2011, 04:51:20 UTC

Yeah.

That you believe a lot of crap without seeing it first.

[But that's...interesting. It's not really that hard to believe. She's seen some incredibly weird shit in her life, so this isn't too weird.]

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un_beau_coquin October 17 2011, 04:35:45 UTC

Zhe fifties were not so bad as you say, mademoiselle. Not as exciting as zhe forties by your standards, but 'ere it is not exactly "tame".

guitarslaying October 17 2011, 04:41:59 UTC

Eh, they kinda were. I still remember the fifties buddy. Some good music though.

Yeah? Wanna tell? Help a little lady out?

un_beau_coquin October 17 2011, 04:47:18 UTC

Well, it depends on what your definition of "exciting" is. For me, it was not exactly zhe best times, but I do not 'ave much to compare it to.

[He chuckles.] 'Ow can I refuse such a request?

Firstly, zhis town does not make any sense whatsoever: it cannot be explained in logical terms. No one knows why we are 'ere, 'ow we are brought 'ere, or 'ow to leave, for zhat matter.

guitarslaying October 17 2011, 04:52:33 UTC

That's too bad! But I guess it's kinda a problem a lot of people got.

[You really don't have it when you're an ageless alien, after all.]

Oooh, sounds more exciting already.

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Phone jaws5sonofjaws October 17 2011, 05:30:16 UTC

[Mart chuckles over the phone.]

Lady, you got no idea what you're in for.

Phone guitarslaying October 17 2011, 19:27:05 UTC

Yeah? You gonna give little old me any specifics?

Re: Phone jaws5sonofjaws October 17 2011, 20:16:19 UTC

Well for one thing this whole town is pretty much a facade for a psycho mad scientists experiment... we think. Plus we got werewolves, evil wizards, Nazi cyborgs and I'm a Badass demigod.

Phone guitarslaying October 17 2011, 20:22:14 UTC

That's it?

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Phone notawhale October 17 2011, 06:36:05 UTC

It gets worse. This is the kind of place that likes to soften you up with a nice facade then turn around and kick you in the teeth.

Phone guitarslaying October 17 2011, 19:28:40 UTC

It can't do that!

Man, I even just went to the dentist! Do you have any idea how much that cost?

Phone notawhale October 18 2011, 00:25:18 UTC

Maybe in modern yen, but here it's in dollars and the fifties, so no clue.

Don't worry though, if you really want to be cheap, just kill yourself. They put you back together the next morning, good as new.

Phone guitarslaying October 18 2011, 05:01:52 UTC

Really? That's awfully considerate of them.

'Less you're just trying to get rid of me. In which case, I'm on to you.

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[ phone ] notalwystrthful October 17 2011, 10:09:17 UTC

Oh, it'll get much more interesting soon.

[ phone ] guitarslaying October 17 2011, 19:30:05 UTC

It better.

Will there be a Buddy Holly concert? I'd love to see Buddy again!

[ phone ] notalwystrthful October 17 2011, 21:26:53 UTC

I'd... suppose so. I don't really pay much attention to concerts unless if they deal with classical music.

[ phone ] guitarslaying October 18 2011, 05:02:26 UTC

What. You saying Buddy Holly isn't classical?

That's some blasphemy right there.

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