First Guitar Drive By - Action/Phone

[guitarslaying]

Action - 2237 Stevens

[Haruko wasn't particularly expecting to wake up in bed next to a big hulking stranger in a house she had never been in. But here she was, and she decided she'd react like any sane person would in this situation

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[un_beau_coquin]

Zhe fifties were not so bad as you say, mademoiselle. Not as exciting as zhe forties by your standards, but 'ere it is not exactly "tame".

[guitarslaying]

Eh, they kinda were. I still remember the fifties buddy. Some good music though.

Yeah? Wanna tell? Help a little lady out?

[un_beau_coquin]

Well, it depends on what your definition of "exciting" is. For me, it was not exactly zhe best times, but I do not 'ave much to compare it to.

[He chuckles.] 'Ow can I refuse such a request?

Firstly, zhis town does not make any sense whatsoever: it cannot be explained in logical terms. No one knows why we are 'ere, 'ow we are brought 'ere, or 'ow to leave, for zhat matter.

[guitarslaying]

That's too bad! But I guess it's kinda a problem a lot of people got.

[You really don't have it when you're an ageless alien, after all.]

Oooh, sounds more exciting already.

[un_beau_coquin]

Oui. It is called a limited lifespan. I suppose zhat does not apply to you, zhen? You never know wizh zhe citizens zhat end up 'ere.

[He chuckles.] Zhat is only zhe beginning. If you act out against zhe town's rules and norms, zhose in charge will not be too 'appy-- zhey will drone you. In ozzer words, zhey will brainwash you so zhat you believe you truly are a citizen of zhis town.

[guitarslaying]

Hey hey hey. You should never ask a lady her age, y'know?

So no escape and I could become a Stepford Wife. Got it. Anything else?