So I live with an axe murderer

[guambomb]

Every day I come home, hang my keys on the hook on the wall, try my best to not fall and break my neck due to my cat running rampant around my ankles, and check to see if anyone has IMed me during the past 9 glorious hours at UOP. I also do one more thing. I go into the bathroom and pull back the shower curtain to make sure an axe murderer is not

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"Ha! I knew it! NOW who's the paranoid one?"

[commonboy]

Soooo...why don't you just leave the shower curtain open?

*stares at you blankly*

[guambomb]

Because then there would be no reason for my humorous LJ entry.

*shakes head and walks away*