So I live with an axe murderer
Every day I come home, hang my keys on the hook on the wall, try my best to not fall and break my neck due to my cat running rampant around my ankles, and check to see if anyone has IMed me during the past 9 glorious hours at UOP. I also do one more thing. I go into the bathroom and pull back the shower curtain to make sure an axe murderer is not waiting patiently to kill me. Why do I do this? I don't know. If anything the shower would not be the best place to hide in my apartment. The area where my washer and dryer are is much more inconspicuous though the murderer would have to traverse through my kitchen to get to me which isn't very convenient. My walk in closet in my bedroom would probably be the best place because 1) It's roomy, 2) I never look in there unless I'm hurriedly getting ready for work and 3) if the murderer is patient enough then he/she can wait until I'm fast asleep to attack.
There is no rhyme or reason for me to check the shower yet I do. And I don't even check any of the aforementioned places. Why? I do not know. All I know is that the day I come home and pull back that curtain and some guy's standing there with an axe I'm gonna say, 'What took you so long?'
There is no rhyme or reason for me to check the shower yet I do. And I don't even check any of the aforementioned places. Why? I do not know. All I know is that the day I come home and pull back that curtain and some guy's standing there with an axe I'm gonna say, 'What took you so long?'