THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE MISTAKEN. I AM NOT IMMUNE FOR YOU STILL MANAGE TO BUGGER THE FUCK OUT OF ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME. FOR THAT REASON, I MUST USE ANY SORT OF PROTECTIVE SPELL AVAILABLE.
It would help immensely if you strayed away from me for just one second.
Oh, my apologies. I do believe they're only frilly robes. Poofter.
EVIDENCE? I DON'T WEAR A DRESS! I'M NOT LIKE YOU! I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING CLEAN OR DOING MY HAIR RIGHT. You spend HOURS in the bathroom in the morning.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME AS WELL AS YOU WISH YOU DID, POTTER. GET OVER YOURSELF.
Your family is full of speccy gits and mudbloods. I'm not surprised.
JUST BECAUSE I MAKE SURE MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OLD, OVERUSED BROOM STUFFED INTO THE DEPTHS OF A BROOM CLOSET, ALL REPULSIVELY COVERED IN DUST AND ALL SORT OF VILE SUBSTANCES, LIKE YOURSELF, DOES NOT MEAN I AM ANY LESS OF A MAN.
And even then.
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I'm needy.
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Stop sneaking around my bedroom, you fucking imbecile. It's not like I can't see you slither by.
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SHUT UP.
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YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR, YOU BLOODY GIT. GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM AND STOP PESTERING ME.
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That's also rather girly, to not want to get your fingers dirty.
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Not as girly as the dress you wear around the house when you think I'm not looking.
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WHAT? I DON'T WEAR A DRESS!
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It would help immensely if you strayed away from me for just one second.
Oh, my apologies. I do believe they're only frilly robes. Poofter.
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Can't do that, sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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You keep saying that. Why are you such an imbecile.
ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT IT OR WILL I HAVE TO POST EVIDENCE? I HAVE LOTS OF IT, POTTY.
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I'm just really stubborn. Comes from my dad.
EVIDENCE? I DON'T WEAR A DRESS! I'M NOT LIKE YOU! I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING CLEAN OR DOING MY HAIR RIGHT. You spend HOURS in the bathroom in the morning.
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Your family is full of speccy gits and mudbloods. I'm not surprised.
JUST BECAUSE I MAKE SURE MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OLD, OVERUSED BROOM STUFFED INTO THE DEPTHS OF A BROOM CLOSET, ALL REPULSIVELY COVERED IN DUST AND ALL SORT OF VILE SUBSTANCES, LIKE YOURSELF, DOES NOT MEAN I AM ANY LESS OF A MAN.
Which isn't the same for wearing dresses.
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AT LEAST IT'S NOT FULL OF BLOND, INBRED, GIRLY BRATS.
I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES YOU ANY LESS OF A MAN, I THINK THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND ON IT DOES.
I DON'T WEAR DRESSES.
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