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[gtfopotter]

HERE'S YOUR SODDING ENTRY, POTTER.

NOW LEAVE ME THE BLOODY HELL ALONE.

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[stfumalfoy]

...YOU'D HAVE TO WRITE AN ACTUAL ENTRY FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU THE HELL ALONE.

And even then.

[stfumalfoy]

IT ISN'T YOU JUST DID IT SO I'D STOP BOTHERING.

I'm needy.

[gtfopotter]

WHICH MAKES IT A GENUINE, SINCERE PLEA FOR SOME PEACE AND QUIET. JUST AS GOOD AS A LENGTHY, DETAILED REPORT OF MY LIFE.

Stop sneaking around my bedroom, you fucking imbecile. It's not like I can't see you slither by.

[stfumalfoy]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IF YOU WANT TO SHUT ME UP.

SHUT UP.

[gtfopotter]

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YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR, YOU BLOODY GIT. GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM AND STOP PESTERING ME.

[stfumalfoy]

MAKE ME, PRAT.

[gtfopotter]

I DON'T FEEL LIKE LAYING MY CURRENTLY PERFECTLY CLEAN FINGERS ON THE LIKES OF YOU.

[stfumalfoy]

WHAT ARE YOU? SOMEONE THAT HAS TO CAST A CLEANING CHARM ON PEOPLE BEFORE HE TOUCHES THEM?

That's also rather girly, to not want to get your fingers dirty.

[gtfopotter]

IF THEY'RE DISGUSTING, SPECCY GITS WITH COINS FOR BRAINS, THEN YES, I VERY WELL MUST TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

Not as girly as the dress you wear around the house when you think I'm not looking.

[stfumalfoy]

DON'T WORRY IT'S NOT CONTAGEOUS. And you're probably immune.

WHAT? I DON'T WEAR A DRESS!

[gtfopotter]

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE MISTAKEN. I AM NOT IMMUNE FOR YOU STILL MANAGE TO BUGGER THE FUCK OUT OF ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME. FOR THAT REASON, I MUST USE ANY SORT OF PROTECTIVE SPELL AVAILABLE.

It would help immensely if you strayed away from me for just one second.

Oh, my apologies. I do believe they're only frilly robes. Poofter.

[stfumalfoy]

I ONLY BUGGER THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M BOTHERING YOU. WHEN ACTUALLY YOU LIKE IT. YOU'RE STILL IN DENIAL.

Can't do that, sorry.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[gtfopotter]

I DO NOT LIKE IT. I TOLERATE IT. TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.

You keep saying that. Why are you such an imbecile.

ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT IT OR WILL I HAVE TO POST EVIDENCE? I HAVE LOTS OF IT, POTTY.

[stfumalfoy]

FROM YOU IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING.

I'm just really stubborn. Comes from my dad.

EVIDENCE? I DON'T WEAR A DRESS! I'M NOT LIKE YOU! I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING CLEAN OR DOING MY HAIR RIGHT. You spend HOURS in the bathroom in the morning.

[gtfopotter]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME AS WELL AS YOU WISH YOU DID, POTTER. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Your family is full of speccy gits and mudbloods. I'm not surprised.

JUST BECAUSE I MAKE SURE MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OLD, OVERUSED BROOM STUFFED INTO THE DEPTHS OF A BROOM CLOSET, ALL REPULSIVELY COVERED IN DUST AND ALL SORT OF VILE SUBSTANCES, LIKE YOURSELF, DOES NOT MEAN I AM ANY LESS OF A MAN.

Which isn't the same for wearing dresses.

[stfumalfoy]

I KNOW ENOUGH, THANKS.

AT LEAST IT'S NOT FULL OF BLOND, INBRED, GIRLY BRATS.

I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES YOU ANY LESS OF A MAN, I THINK THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU SPEND ON IT DOES.

I DON'T WEAR DRESSES.