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[gtfopotter]

HERE'S YOUR SODDING ENTRY, POTTER.

NOW LEAVE ME THE BLOODY HELL ALONE.

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[stfumalfoy]

...YOU'D HAVE TO WRITE AN ACTUAL ENTRY FOR ME TO LEAVE YOU THE HELL ALONE.

And even then.

[slobberymongrel]

You are truly blessed, my dear, truly blessed.

I bet you've had braces at one time, havent you?

[stfumalfoy]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

[dirtonyournose]

WATCH ME, HARRY. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME ANGRY.

[slobberymongrel]

[You wouldnt like her when she's angry]

[stfumalfoy]

YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME ANGRY EITHER.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT. And anyways Malfoy himself hasn't succeeded in that, I doubt you would.

[stfumalfoy]

HE IS NOT!

Oh, by the way, I've been after him for months. And we have a baby.

[dirtonyournose]

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, HARRY?

[stfumalfoy]

I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU! WANT TO MEET HER? Maybe if you'll believe that you'll believe I HAVE NO AGING PROBLEM AND MY LIFE IS NOT IN DANGER.

[dirtonyournose]

SPEAKING OF YOUR LIFE IN DANGER.

HORIO IS GOING TO HELP ME BRING DOWN YOU-KNOW-WHO. HE IS REALLY A LOVELY BOY AND I BELIEVE YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS. THOUGH YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ANYTHING RED. I MIGHT HAVE HEARD TWO PROFESSORS TALKING ABOUT RED MEANING DEATH FOR YOU.

[stfumalfoy]

HORIO'S ONLY WEAPON ARE HIS TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE! HOW THE HELL IS HE GOING TO HELP YOU?

Oh, that's too bad, I'm wearing my RED SWEATER.

[dirtonyournose]

I HAVE A PLAN, HARRY. TRUST ME.

TAKE IT OFF!!! HURRY!!

[stfumalfoy]

VOLDEMORT IS ONLY INTERESTED IN WAFFLES AND PUPPIES. THERE'S NO POINT.

...Sorry, Hermione, but no. I'm sure you can find pictures on the net, though.

[dirtonyournose]

OH PLEASE.

[stfumalfoy]

What?

JUST STOP IT WITH THAT STUFF. I'M FINE, MY LIFE IS NOT IN DANGER, AND IF IT WAS I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

[gtfopotter]

THIS IS AN ACTUAL ENTRY. SHUT THE HELL UP.

You ask for too much.