Tribble with a Quibble

[grumpymartian]

Well... the Star Trek/Shakespeare thing didn't quite work out, so here's this instead.

Bones: The grain was poisoned. It's been impregnated with a virus.

Kirk: Who put the poison in the pellets?

Spock: Perhaps there is a Klingon spy.

Kirk: Poison in the pellets by an alien...?

Bones (holding a tricorder to Darvin): who is altered. This man's a

Comments

[ex_pulparch]

Beautiful. I can hear the melody from the movie behind it.