Tribble with a Quibble

Feb 11, 2011 20:09


Well... the Star Trek/Shakespeare thing didn't quite work out, so here's this instead.

Bones: The grain was poisoned. It's been impregnated with a virus.

Kirk: Who put the poison in the pellets?

Spock: Perhaps there is a Klingon spy.

Kirk: Poison in the pellets by an alien...?

Bones (holding a tricorder to Darvin): who is altered. This man's a Klingon.

Kirk (shoves a squawking tribble at Darvin): The tribble has a quibble with the alien who is altered?

Spock: Tribbles are very perceptive creatures.

Kirk: The poison in the pellets killed the tribble with the quibble.

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