Sowing the Seeds of Anger

[grrrm]

Ah, spring.  The time of year when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of warm weather, spending time with friends, and books he would like to see published sometime before the Aztec apocalypse.  As usual, there is no stunningly remarkable news in the world of GRRM.  However, that does not mean there isn't fun to be had here at FTBG!  Because as

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[anonymous]

Missing an obvious chance to cite Eliot and declare April the cruelest month: -1

Casting Jaime and Rand al'Thor as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: priceless

- Porkins

[anonymous]

Now wouldnt you love to see this posted on suvudo..

Craterus

[anonymous]

Oh dude, classic! Fanfic can be funny!! Keep up the good work. I have to say that those questions are retarded. Everyone deserves a life, buy if you keep missing your deadlines, do you deserve a job?? Unfortunately, I don't have cushy merchandising and royalties off editing that can keep my family supported, so guess what - gotta work!

Soulcleaver, to respond to those points, it always seemed wierd that they'd bring up those points, especially since point 3 really goes against points 1 and 2. He really isn't angry, and all his excuse are BS, just like everything he's previously said. Like arguing with 7 year olds - conviction without wisdom.

[anonymous]

You forgot the bit where they kiss. :(

[anonymous]

That's been my projection, too. That is, if the manuscript isn't in by, say, May 7th, it won't be submitted in June. Here's my projected calendar, and I don't think it's particularly cynical

[anonymous]

Yeah, I'm some sort of Bizarro-Werthead, or maybe a ST Mirrorverse Werthead with a goatee.

- Porkins