Hark the Herald? Fuck that. Listen to Pesci Claus

[grrrm]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the castle

Not an author was writing, for it was too much a hassle;

The notes were organized by the computer with care,

In hopes that Ty soon would be there;

The author was nestled all snug in bed,

While visions of Christmas dinner danced in his head;

And George in his skivvies, and Ty on his lap,

Both

Comments

Simply . . .

[steady_01]

... a masterpiece.

Impressive.

[anonymous]

Solid effort. I suspect you just wrote more than Gorge manages in an average week.

George questions the work ethic of others ...

[anonymous]

(Reposting this since Pesci just made a new thread

Re: George questions the work ethic of others ...

[anonymous]

Thank you for bringing that quote to my attention. Out-fucking-standing. What a piece of work that fat slob is.

Pesci, that was some brilliant stuff up there.

Re: George questions the work ethic of others ...

[anonymous]

The Sure-is-a-blog is a great place to find a chuckle.

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[info]nycfalcon wrote:
Dec. 28th, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
Think about the fans who spent hard earned money to attend the game. They didn't get what was advertised.
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Just replace "attend the game" to "read the first books", and I'd think we had another convert!

- Porkins

Re: George questions the work ethic of others ...

[anonymous]

He was actually talking about the Jets' opponent, the Colts, who pulled all their starters in the third quarter, which allowed the Jets to come back and win. Because of that, and the fact that Cincinnati might do the same next week, R.R. Fartin's team could still make the playoffs, guaranteeing at least another week of The Mountain That Edits having his favorite excuse for not doing his fucking job.

brilliant!

[asefkow]

so side-splitting and brilliantly written! thanks pesci claus!! this poem and Gardens of the Moon were my presents this year.

[ghostinchains]

Lmao Priceless!!!