Hark the Herald? Fuck that. Listen to Pesci Claus
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the castle
Not an author was writing, for it was too much a hassle;
The notes were organized by the computer with care,
In hopes that Ty soon would be there;
The author was nestled all snug in bed,
While visions of Christmas dinner danced in his head;
And George in his skivvies, and Ty on his lap,
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In his latest football whine post, which has become a staple of NaB, George complains that one of his teams isn't giving enough consistent effort:
"And the Jets... well, yeah, I'm glad they got the W, but really... call me old school, but I believe a team should play hard every week, no matter what."
That's right Jets, you lazy bastards, you should all look to George for how to get things done day in and day out. This man is a fucking machine who never takes a week off. He's old school, so you know he's all about getting the job done, no matter how much he may want to be doing something else or just taking it easy. No free paychecks, bitches.
God, this guy is un-fucking-believable. At this point I'm sure his fans would be happy if George had some semblance of work ethic for 1 week out of the year, let alone all every week, as he expects out of his football entertainers. Since neither of his teams are going to make the playoffs he'll have to wait at least another year to be satisfied. Fans of ASoIaF have it worse, of course, because even if he finishes ADwD next year we still won't be satisfied, as it'll probably suck as much or worse than AFfC.
And I like the poem Pesci, although it produces quite a few nightmarish images of George I would rather not have creep into my dreams some lonely night.
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Pesci, that was some brilliant stuff up there.
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[info]nycfalcon wrote:
Dec. 28th, 2009 06:49 pm (UTC)
Think about the fans who spent hard earned money to attend the game. They didn't get what was advertised.
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Just replace "attend the game" to "read the first books", and I'd think we had another convert!
- Porkins
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Heck, including that game, Colts did "play hard" for 14 out of 15 weeks. If The Man did likewise for a similar proportion of the year, Dance would be published by now.
- Krafus
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I am too absolutely pissed about GRRM not finishing the book while he is commenting about football every fucking week and even trying to sell his crap. Meanwhile the latest ASOIAF update just turned 2 yeahrs old...
But I just don't think one should bash the series itself just because the author is annoying of late
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