Why Bran Stinks (Or, Here's the Axe, HBO)

Oct 03, 2008 13:00

Liotta here, glad to see Pesci finally showed up. Also, special thanks to Tower of the Hand for giving us a shout-out on their main page.   And since we're in an irksome mood today, I've got something to add:

Many of you have taken issue with my argument that Bran totally stinks, that his storyline is a complete bore, and that he should be pretty ( Read more... )

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anonymous October 3 2008, 18:54:14 UTC
Hilarious, but we now have the parody even before the tv series. And of course, before the books that people really want.

See what you've reduced us to, George?

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Needs more supple leather anonymous October 3 2008, 22:07:32 UTC
That was awesome.

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Brilliant anonymous October 4 2008, 16:44:02 UTC
BAHAHAHAHA I haven't had a laugh like that in a while. You've captured the way I see Catelyn and Bran perfectly. It's almost as if I was reading the actual books. Amazing.

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Bits of this and bits of that anonymous October 7 2008, 10:10:00 UTC
This really made me laugh ( ... )

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Re: Bits of this and bits of that anonymous October 7 2008, 10:14:00 UTC
I should have put "freaks", in quotation marks. I don't think they're freaks. They're just described that way in the book.

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Re: Bits of this and bits of that anonymous October 7 2008, 16:20:08 UTC
sandor isn't dead

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anonymous October 7 2008, 10:21:47 UTC
The picture of Bran & Hodor was hilarious. And I hear what you're saying about Bran's whininess in the first book, but come on, get off your high horse with the "offensiveness" of him getting into Hodor's head. Let's leave Political Correctness out of this. It's so annoyingly righteous! So what if besides Hodor, "beastlings" like Bran can only get into the minds of animals? Why do you have to make it seem like an insult that Bran can get into Hodor's head as well? Maybe that just proves that other "regular" folks are just close-minded :P whereas Hodor is a "natural", An open-minded individual, if you will :P

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Hodor hodor hodor! anonymous October 8 2008, 01:43:35 UTC
Yeah, we all know Hodor is actually a pokémon.

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Re: Hodor hodor hodor! anonymous October 11 2008, 07:56:26 UTC
A Pokemon!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

It took me a whole day to get that reference. Brilliant. Lololol.

pika. pika. pikaCHUUUU. pika?

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