why do so many clowns on myspace have that obligatory pouty lips photograph in their profile?  that shit is fucking ridiculous.  you feel like it must be finally bordering on satire but it's obvious these bitches are serious.   someone needs to come along and thin the herd already.

flip cup is the bane.

i know that listing 'signs' as one of your all-time favorite movies shouldn't be enough for me completely write a person off, but it so is.*

*provided it isn't sarcasm but in fact the real deal.

urgg... why do i feel like i'm never going to get out of buffalo this summer?

today this girl came in who had tattoos of cupcakes and candy all over her forearm.  cupcakes!  i hate that i love this.

i totally have two jobs. 
ok though.
i get to teach little kids crafts at jo ann fabrics.
sweet!

every night i pray that i will wake up and there will be furniture in my apartment.
time for plan B...

it's 70 degrees out and i hate it!

today i locked my keys in my trunk because i'm a genius!

my favorite aspect of the job would be telling the fat people they need to buy two tickets.