136 weeks past is 136 too many ( Read more... )

After midnight in the mall parking lot it doesn’t matter how you drive. I just cut across the lot. Why obey lines ( Read more... )

I was stopped at a red light when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Two people, a guy and a girl, were stepping off the curb towards my car. The girl got to my door first and was reaching to open the passenger door. I opened it and turned down my radio to ask her if she needed a ride somewhere ( Read more... )

"Joe was my friend."

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All right, the set-up is: you're going to drive along Colorado until just after Madre street, and you'll turn into Lot K across the way from the dealership, that Target, and the gas station, so you can wait for the van to pick you up and take you to school ( Read more... )

The following is an exchange between an alien explorer who has visited earth, and his high commander; thanks to author Terry Bisson:

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Okay, this is really weird. I'm in perfect tune and harmony with zen and the universe or some shit, because I can hear like it's coming from inside of my computer, a phone off the hook. Weird shit. I just got home and already I'm seeing a slew of LiveJournal Valentine Day posts. haha. WHY?! I saw the potential for this onslaught, but it willn ( Read more... )

I don't know how you are all going to endure this . . . but here I go, I shall bring the pain . . . here's installment one of . . . many. This is the foreword though. umm. Tonight was a show at the Knitting Factory. Good times. yep. Okay, so here it goes . . .

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