Dear Internet,

[greyheaven]

Sorry, The Internet's Not Home Right Now.

Sorry, internet is broken.
Sorry, no internet today.
Sorry, but the internet is full.
Sorry, this internet is full. Try again later.
Sorry, you can't have the internet..

Oh, sorry, I got distracted by the Internet.

Comments

butterfingers

[hyperbole]

Jumped the gun, goddamn enter button!

What is your favorite thing about facebook?
Mask juggling is easier than ever. Sorry Mom!

What is your least favorite thing about facebook?
It's so hard to choose just one! How about the perpetuation of addiction to mundane and trivial ramblings of people you don't know or care about?

Name three edible plants that are native to the ten square miles surrounding your home.
Alright Thoreau, you got me! I still have plenty of time to prepare before the zombies descend, though. The dangerous ones, anyway.

What language was spoken by the previous people(s) of the land where you now live?

At least Major Tom was in outer space

[greyheaven]

Hello! Where would you like to be alone today?