Dear Internet,
Sorry, The Internet's Not Home Right Now.
Sorry, internet is broken.
Sorry, no internet today.
Sorry, but the internet is full.
Sorry, this internet is full. Try again later.
Sorry, you can't have the internet..
Oh, sorry, I got distracted by the Internet.
Sorry about the Internet.
Sorry about the absence from the internet.
Sorry about the Internet break everyone but I've returned. Massive thanks to the other co-authors who've been posting in my absence.
Sorry about the internet silence-everything's fine, I just had two really busy days.
Very sorry about the internet silence, I needed to take a couple of days away from this madness.
Sorry about the internet silence guys.
Sorry about the internet silence guys. It's not like we don't have news for you!
Sorry about the internet troubles, but I hope you were able to read and enjoy your time away from the computer.
Oh, sorry about the Internet. I can relate. I'm going to visit my mom for the next few days and, more than likely, won't be able to log on.
Dear Internet, I'm sorry that we don't like the same movies. I've let you down.
Sorry Charlie, but it is time to leave the Internet and go back to your porn family.
Sorry I constantly use all the internet bandwidth and revert us to a slow dial up connection. I watch porn a lot and I can't help it.
I'm sorry, the Internet, for not being a tall, lanky Jew. Or a hamster.
PS sorry... I ordered everything on the internet.
Sorry about the double post - the Internet in my neck of the woods did some strange stuff this evening.
Sorry, your ethnic group can't use the internet.
I'm sorry, Doctor Internet, but I want a second opinion.
I'm sorry but the internet is starting to suck.
Sorry about the internet, that must suck.
Sorry about the internet. Sucks when that happens.
Sorry Kids, The Internet May Take Away Your Snow Days.
Sorry, guys. The Internet is over. There is a wearable towel now.
I am truly sorry about my hair. The Internet has voted.
Sorry Ladies of the Internet
sorry about the internet being gay though :(
Tracy Morgan Is Sorry About That Homophobic Rant.
My husband has admitted that he is addicted to pornography on the Internet. I know he's sorry about it and he's tried to change, but he's been telling me he's going to quit ever since I first discovered it over two years ago. What can I do?
I'll be honest: after more than a decade on the internet, I find his experiences to be pretty spot-on.
Sorry mom...that's a secret between the Internet and I.
I LOVE YOU WANKER so so so sorry about the internet!
I'm sorry I betrayed you and exploited you on the internet.
I'm sorry, I'm leaving the internet...
so bye bye, los angeles, hell, crematoria of the poor, misogynist propaganda channel. plus sorry about the internet. the emperor has no clothes.
Sorry about the long paragraph... If you want to beat the Internet, you're not going to do it by blogging.
Sorry are you sure your connected to the internet?
OMG (sorry about the Internet lingo)
I`m Sorry about yesterday! I needed to vent ... I hope you accept, if not, well it is the internet & nothing that I can do, but again, I am sorry!
sorry about the internet, sorry about wikileaks, sorry about the torture...
i'm sorry about the internet. and for the record, i really am tired of facebook etc.
Sorry about the internet how frustrating!!
Sorry about the Internet business.
Sorry about the Internet situation, it's…not yet resolved.
Sorry about the internet problems.
Sorry about the internet, hope it gets sorted out quickly!
Sorry about the Internet Gremlins!
I'm sorry about the internet. Is it better now?
**sorry about the internet-yelling. LOLCAPSLOCK
Sorry about the internet-isms.
Sorry about the internet, isn't it infuriating! We rely on it so much!
Sorry about the Internet, guys, but I need to stream 30 Rock all day for my cat.
On the other hand, the Internet lets you talk to as many strangers-sorry, I mean “online pals”-as you want, for as long as you want, or for as long as it takes them to realise you are a complete bore.
So sorry about that, there must of been a problem with the internet at that time.
So sorry about the internet thingy not working and no one to help you.
Sorry about the internet. We're not all bad.
Nothing to be sorry about, the internet was a CB radio and TV had 7 channels. Great times.
We're sorry about the Internet fiasco, but we don't want you to go home empty-handed.
Please come back, we're sorry about the internet. Save us from youtube comments.
Im so sorry about the Internet drama
Sorry about the internet idiot.
Sorry about the internet insanity i didnt mean to cause an uproar.
Sorry about the internet porn nickname.
Sorry about the internet - happens to me also!
Sorry about the internet snafu!
Sorry about the internet going slow.
Sorry about the Internet - and the spider - in your room.
I'm really really sorry about the internet lady.
Sorry about the internet rumors.
Sorry about the internet myth.
Sorry about the internet scam.
Sorry about the internet inconvenience.
Sorry about the internet version of shouting.
Sorry about the Internet yelling, but if I am to yell it needs to be over something that needs to be said.
I am sorry about the internet. I bet it is very frustrating.
Im sorry about the internet thing but congrats
We are sorry about the internet.
i love you too my beautiful im sorry about the internet but i have to go to bed now please call later ;)
...As providers of content ourselves, we don't feel too sorry about the Internet mob justice that was handed out. In this age of copying and pasting, it's very easy to lift content. Search Google Images for that picture you need. Copy Wikipedia or steal a paragraph here or there-we see it all the time when we do research: as we look for research articles, we'll see the exact same piece four or five times. But the Internet is not public domain.
Dear Internet, I'm Sorry-
Never ever apologize on the phone or the Internet.
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