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[greygirlbeast]

And not a moment too frelling soon, I might add. There's no point in going into all the gory details, all the 923 ways that a trip to Birmingham can suck, even when it's barely more than 24-hours long. But between my mother trying to turn me on to Jesus and the free-floating hostility that permeates the very aether in Birmingham, I am very, very,

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[grandmofhelsing]

If I hadn't found out too late and hadn't had to work, I would have taken my friend d0minique to that Ani DiFranco show. As it is, however, we'll be in town in June for Al Di Meola show at the same venue. We should meet up somewhere if you have time.

[bosstweed]

Perhaps this photo essay by a guy who used a squid in a War of the Worlds photo shoot will take the taste of repression and free-floating hostility out of your mouth. I read about it on BoingBoing.

[tagplazen]

Send your moms out my way and I can set her straight, being as how Jesus and I are on such good terms and all. Which would explain why God hates me, those two are so Oedipal it's not even fucking funny. Don't get me wrong, Jesus is way cool (he could surf the perfect wave after all), but the man has issues. He was going off about his mom and God and God knocking her the fuck up and then not even paying alimony and running off to do whatever the fuck he wanted and leaving his mom as a struggling single mother, and I have to tell you, the pensioners out having lunch at The Old Milwaukee aren't that keen on some long haired freak sitting there going, "God's a real prick you know. Like a real cock-biting bastard. I just want to kick his ass sometimes, I mean, I try to ignore him, but oh no, he has to keep pushing, just pushing, I mean he's just toxic to be around, but what the hell are you going to do, he's everywhere! That whole omnipresent omnisicent shit really gets on your tits when you just want to ignore the cocksucker

[oneirophrenia]

You realize, of course, that that comet has been sent our way by the Mi-Go, who resent the fact that an upstart bunch of tail-less monkeys they literally *watched* evolve into humans has pretensions of leaving the planet....They finally managed to shrug off the Elder Things, the Cthulhu spawn, and now they have to deal with us? Funk dat

[tactileson]

Oh, you poor thing. There's no place like home I guess.