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[gregtitus]

Went above and beyond the call of parenting duty tonight and made dinner with a theme. And that theme was "Things That Are Cut Up". Then we went to Baskin-Robbins and I got 'em sundaes guaranteed to sugar 'em up enough that they'll never ever sleep again

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[hsifyppah]

Congratulations! You have earned the Husband Merit Badges for Plumbing & Healthy Meal Preparation!

[gregtitus]

The badges are lovely, of course, and I thank you. But now I have to sew them onto my Husbandie sash, and the sash always covers up the punchline on my clever t-shirts, plus people tend to look at me funny when I'm wearing it. So I think I'll continue to aim for that million dollar prize that comes with the Nobel.

[rubricity]

You should bill yourself as the handsome one instead. ;)

[gregtitus]

No, no, see, the 'lazy' one is perfect. Hollie's friends see me lying around doing nothing all the time, and one whispers to another "why in the world does she put up with him?" and the second one whispers back, "he must be incredible in bed, there's just no other explanation" and then they nod knowingly at each other.

This exact conversation happens at every single social gathering. I assume.

[karawynn]

I myself have participated in that same conversation at least four or five times. True story.

[gregtitus]

REALLY?!? I KNEW IT!

Um... I mean. Yes, I thought so. Perfectly logical conversation to have, after all.