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[gregtitus]

Went above and beyond the call of parenting duty tonight and made dinner with a theme. And that theme was "Things That Are Cut Up". Then we went to Baskin-Robbins and I got 'em sundaes guaranteed to sugar 'em up enough that they'll never ever sleep again

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[rubricity]

You should bill yourself as the handsome one instead. ;)

[gregtitus]

No, no, see, the 'lazy' one is perfect. Hollie's friends see me lying around doing nothing all the time, and one whispers to another "why in the world does she put up with him?" and the second one whispers back, "he must be incredible in bed, there's just no other explanation" and then they nod knowingly at each other.

This exact conversation happens at every single social gathering. I assume.

[karawynn]

I myself have participated in that same conversation at least four or five times. True story.

[gregtitus]

REALLY?!? I KNEW IT!

Um... I mean. Yes, I thought so. Perfectly logical conversation to have, after all.

[sydb42]

I want the "like" button for this comment. Also for the post. Sounds like you definitely deserve that Nobel prize. ;)