my penis is enormous.
plus, i have a great personality.

how do people who supposedly have no power post facebook messages about not having power? cell phones? when the power goes out, isn't it time to unplug?

To anyone around Sacramento and/or Chico ( Read more... )

say what you will about tom cruise, but the dude killed it in tropic thunder.

to all of you who live in san francisco and the surrounding area ( Read more... )

To everyone who lives in/around SF: Are you or is someone you know in a bay area band that would be interested in playing a show in San Francisco on Thursday, April 22nd? Let me know.

can you believ eit/?

i have an extra ticket to the early murder city devils show today. if you are interested, give me a call. i'd rather not have to try to scalp it.

dear larry baer,

please sign manny ramirez.

love,

giants fans everywhere

we are legendary rock gods now: http://www.punknews.org/article/31996