Cheryl: I have been working my butt off on this account. But Steve? No, he's just sitting back, waiting for me to fail so he can swoop in and save the day. I swear, it's like he's a rogue and I'm a mage and we're part of the same guild, but secretly, he's at work with the Alliance to undermine us ( Read more... )

Juice juice juice juice juice juice juice....

'I do not know how people who do not write cope at all. Without having characters and stories to think about at all my odd moments, I go sort of crazy with boredom.'

- Sarah Rees Brennan

Yep. That's it.

Some writers need a while to charge their batteries, and then write their books very rapidly. Some writers write a page or so every day, rain or shine. Some writers run out of steam, and need to do whatever it is they happen to do until they're ready to write again. Sometimes writers haven't quite got the next book in a series ready in their heads ( Read more... )

Woman from regulatory department: Herman's Hermits? Aren't they the ones that sang "Hey hey, we're The Monkees"?

Peon #1: My husband's Xbox died last night.
Peon #2: Oh, how sad. Were they close?

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Woman to male friend: I am trying to figure out how long 14 minutes and 6 minutes is in total.
Male friend: 20 minutes.
Woman: Regular math and time math are the same?

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Librarian: Watcha doin'?
High school girl: Studying.
Librarian: Nerd.

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Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that ( Read more... )

Stuart: Give him six months and he'll be able to name all the Doctor Whos, in order - William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy.
Vince: What about Paul McGann?
Both Together: Paul McGann doesn't count!

Hausfrau dragging small son into hall of prehistory: Now remember, we don't believe in evolution ( Read more... )