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[greengooseberry]

My, this is certainly a queer sort of place! And a queer sort of device this, too--like a typewriter but more complicated. I always did have trouble with the keys on the Master's--they are not a convenient size for paws--and this is no different. Still, I expect I shall get the hang of it, and the purring noise it makes is quite reassuring

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[welshonionmage]

Ah...a cat. You're from England? It's nice to meet someone from my own country of origin. I was just leaving England when I was brought here...

[greengooseberry]

Ah! Hulloa! Whereabouts in England--and I don't suppose you've any idea how you got here ...?

[welshonionmage]

A small village in the mountains of Wales...it's not very big at all and not many people have heard of it.

And no I don't...sorry.

[greengooseberry]

I see! I've never been to Wales at all myself; I'm from Suffolk - Owlbarrow, but it's rather small too and I doubt you've heard of that either!

That's quite alright. Nobody else appears to, so far.

(OOC: UHM uhm sorry if I come across ... terribly nitpicky ... but ... Wales isn't actually in England >_>; It's part of the UK, but it's a separate country, like Scotland. I feel kind of pedantic because I've met a lot of Americans who don't even know Wales exists, but ... yeah. I'm going to substitute England for Britain in my head in this conversation for the purposes of things making sense to Orlando? Butyeah. THE MORE YOU KNOW?)

[hawkeye_shooter]

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[greengooseberry]

... Honestly, you'd think some of you people had never seen a cat before!

[hawkeye_shooter]

I've seen a cat...just not one that's been able to type before.

[mayaheemayahoo]

KITTY!! Awww, a cat!! I love cats!! What's your name, little guy?

[greengooseberry]

Ah! My name is Orlando. And what might yours be, young lady?

[mayaheemayahoo]

My name's Maya Fey. You're a very handsome kitty, Orlando!

[greengooseberry]

Why, thank you, Miss Fey! I'm flattered you think so!

[unluckymelody]

Oh, a cat!! ^-^

[greengooseberry]

Ah ... yes, that's me.

[unluckymelody]

It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Cat. My name's Flute~

It's awfully presumptuous of me to assume you need an owner or to be taken care of, but I'd be happy to get you some food and a warm place to sleep if you need it.

[greengooseberry]

Not presumptuous in the slightest, Miss Flute! This televisual typewriter contraption would suit me splendidly for somewhere to catnap, as it's quite warm and makes a pleasing sort of purring sound, but I must confess I'm rather peckish and haven't the foggiest idea where I ought to start looking for a bite to eat.

[hellgun]

Never heard of England. And traveling by water is suicide.

If you're taking a walk, watch for crabs.

[ooc: Aww, he looks like my cat. <3]

[greengooseberry]

Well, I wouldn't dream of swimming, but I've captained a ship before ...

Crabs, eh? I'd heard as much, but the growly fellow who mentioned it wasn't terribly informative. Care to explain?

[hellgun]

...how'd you manage that?

The crabs are giant beasts that attack anything that moves. They come from an even bigger beast called 'Big Mommy', so watch yourself.

...Curious. What's your name?

[greengooseberry]

Well, it was rather tricky, but someone had to save those passengers!

Giant beasts, eh? I can't say I've seen any. Are there many of them?

My name is Orlando. Yourself?