because I have nothing better to do on a Friday night

May 21, 2010 20:05

I am stealing this meme from antistar_e because it looks like so much fun.

Give me a person or ship and I will write one sentence of ten genres for them. The genres are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic Plot
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. USTYou know my fandoms and interests, make me write something ( Read more... )

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chibimarchy May 22 2010, 01:17:41 UTC
Nico DiAngelo, naturally. :)

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greenconverses May 22 2010, 03:17:52 UTC
Angst: He never forgives Percy.

AU: Nico's eyes go black, his fangs descending past his bottom lip when he scents the blood on the battlefield and he rushes toward the body, eager to finish them off - they don't call him the son of death for nothing.

Crackfic: Being a dandelion isn't all that bad, really, Nico thinks as he sways gently in the summer breeze.

Crossover: The graveyard in New Orleans wasn't as desolate as the witch doctor had led him to believe, if the heavy boot pressing into his chest and the dark haired, familiar looking face leaning over him were anything to go by.

“What,” Anubis said, his dark eyes glinting, “could a son of Hades possibly want with my graveyard at this time of night?”

First time: He falls asleep in the wilderness, curled into a tiny ball to stave off the cold, but wakes up the next morning warm and content in a big bed in what looks like a palace; there's a man sitting by his side, reading something important like grown-ups do, and Nico knows without a doubt that this stranger his father - ( ... )

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chibimarchy May 22 2010, 03:41:27 UTC
LOVE them, especially the AU-- I could totally buy Nico as a vampire (most definitely not the sparkle-in-the-sun kind).

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aerodactylus May 22 2010, 04:55:25 UTC
YOU'VE READ KANE CHRONICLES TOO?!

THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY. And also makes me want to run my crossover idea past you.

Greek gods. Egyptian gods. Get together. Epic snarkfest ensues. Heroes break it up.

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artemisrae May 22 2010, 01:20:04 UTC
OT3 OT3

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antistar_e May 22 2010, 01:45:11 UTC
SECONDED. SO HARD.

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greenconverses May 22 2010, 05:57:03 UTC
I knew one of you was going to request this. ;)

Angst: Annabeth wipes blood from her cheek, glaring at the both of them as she throws her knife to ground and spits, “If this is how you two want to solve problems, I'll have no part of it.”

AU: “Well, if it isn't my two favorite people,” Percy says, eyes fading from green to molten gold; he waves his hand, and she and Nico freeze on the spot. “We're going to have fun together, aren't we?”

Crackfic: “There is no way Annabeth is going to buy the 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' thing when she gets a look at the ring you bought me,” Nico says with a smirk, and Percy swears off vodka for the rest of his life.

Crossover: “You know,” Annabeth murmurs into Nico's mouth, her back arching as Percy's hands slip beneath her skirt. “I don't mind you two sneaking me into broom cupboards while I'm on Prefect patrol, really, but I heard there's this room up by that tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy that turns into whatever you require it to be...”

First time: He keeps his eyes on Annabeth ( ... )

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angelmaple May 23 2010, 03:00:46 UTC
OMG adfasdf...

I have no words. This is too brilliant.

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juxtaposie May 22 2010, 01:32:06 UTC
Thalia!

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greenconverses May 22 2010, 16:54:45 UTC
Angst: “You ruined my life, you stupid little girl,” her mother snarls, tugging back the liquor bottle from Thalia’s shocked grasp.

AU: Thalia isn’t all that surprised when the sign of Jupiter appears over her head, and the black cat with the weird crescent mark on its forehead tells her she’s a sailor senshi, whatever that means.

Crackfic: Thalia’s done a lot of stupid things in her life, but having tea with Bigfoot in his cabin in the Rockies has to be the stupidest of them all.

Crossover: “Damn,” Thalia said, glancing around the command deck of the USS Enterprise. “I didn’t think I’d live along enough to see this.”

First time: “If you’re going to pickpocket someone,” she tells the boy with blonde hair and blue eyes she knocked to the sidewalk. “Don’t pick me, you got that?”

Fluff: Rain drips from his hair into her eyes, his hands are cold and shaking on her cheeks, but Luke’s lips are warm and soft against hers, and for the moment, Thalia forgets about the monsters and just focuses on this stupid boy with sucky timing in ( ... )

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artemisrae May 23 2010, 03:25:47 UTC
ASAJSFHSKFJAKJFHAFLKJHDFJK BEST AU EVER *IS DEAD*

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greenconverses May 23 2010, 03:33:32 UTC
...I tried to think of a sailor scout name for her, but they were all really dumb. I mean, Sailor Zeus and ZEUS STAR POWER MAKE-UP just don't have a good ring to it...

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antistar_e May 22 2010, 01:46:53 UTC
Charlotte/Zee.

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greenconverses May 22 2010, 20:58:00 UTC
I just got the third book, so good timing! :D

Angst: Philonecron drags Charlotte's body away, declaring in a sickly sweet voice, "I told you she wouldn't bother us any more, Zero!" and Zee just stands there, trapped in his own body with just his anguish and rage for company.

AU: "So you're not my cousin?" Charlotte asks, her heart leaping in her chest as Zee shakes his head; "Of course not, Char," he replies. "I'm your brother."

Crackfic: "At least you make a good looking girl," Charlotte says consolingly, and Zee just glares at her, wondering why he's always the one the immortals pick on.

Crossover: “I heard you met my dad once," Percy says casually, and she and Zee trade nervous looks, hoping he didn't hear about the yacht too.

First time: Zee quickly learns that Charlotte and football don't go very well together, but the sight of her grass stained and bleeding knees make up for the rubbish game entirely.

Fluff: "How is it that we manage to save the world - not once or twice, but three times - but we still can't get dates for ( ... )

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antistar_e May 23 2010, 03:26:46 UTC
AHAHA, excellent. You'll like the third book, I think. It very subtly thumbs its nose at the whole Percy Jackson premise as much as it lends itself to a dozen and one possible crossover plots. It's win.

AS FOR THESE SENTENCES, YES. YOU ARE BRILLIANT. And these maybe possibly be the only Chronus Chronicles fanfiction on LiveJournal. I'm very proud of you.

The smut and the UST ones -- OH, HELLO, ALL MY KINKS AT ONCE. And the angst one is ;___; in a good way -- PEDO!PHIL, NOOOO. And the fluff is love. Yes.

&you;. &these;.

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oneoffour111 May 22 2010, 02:35:05 UTC
Well, of course I'm going to ask for the Percy/Annabeth. Of course. ♥

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mediate89 May 22 2010, 03:20:40 UTC
ME TOO. <3

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greenconverses May 23 2010, 04:54:05 UTC


Angst: Annabeth's blood is flowing everywhere, over the cobblestones, staining the long end of her ponytail and favorite blue shirt and jeans; Percy's hands are sticky and wet with it, his nostrils burn with the coppery smell of it, and all he can see is red, red, red escaping from her body while he can do nothing but hold his hands over the wound and pray someone gets to them soon.

AU: “A proper lady does not spend time with a merboy in desolate grottoes when she's supposed to be doing needlework, as you've told me time and time again,” Percy interrupted, his tail splashing irritably in the water. “So would you like to know how I breathe on land or not?”

Crackfic: The fish in the Central Park reservoir must have been waiting for years to perform that rendition of "Kiss the Girl."

Crossover: Princess Annabeth yanks the blaster out of Grover's hands and Percy yelps, "What the hell are you doing?" as he dodges shot from a blaster; Annabeth rolls back the arms of her white dress, snarls, "Well, someone has to save our skins!' ( ... )

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oneoffour111 May 24 2010, 01:30:26 UTC
The crackfic, oh the crackfic. /snort

And Star Wars!

The UST is also very accurate. ;]

Awesome, awesome job. Loved it! :)

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