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Does anyone have a working tape/voice recorder I could BUY? My doppelganger that's been striddling me from his non-phallic ivory tower needs it to bring down an underground organization of Sicilian castratos bent (hee. hee.) on taking over the Vienna Boys Choir. But seriously, I need to record my classes when the recherché opportunity comes that a ( Read more... )

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For all you Avatards out there. Yep, all three of you, including my doppelganger, Boj, who shadows me with a dummy LJ account ( Read more... )

I've been recently casually enthused by a dead webcomic entitled "A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible". The contents of the said webcomic have instilled ample vehemence for me to actually discuss it on my Livejournal account. My LJ horizon of memes and similar effects needed the achetypal break, which, as some of you know, comes ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
68%
Apocalypse
68%
Dark Phoenix
66%
Dr. Doom
63%
Riddler
58%
Lex Luthor
58%
Two-Face
58%
Magneto
58%
Mystique
58%
Juggernaut
58%
Venom
56%
Mr. Freeze
49%
Catwoman
48%
Poison Ivy
47%
Kingpin
33%
Green Goblin
30%

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flowers. the penultimate Valentine's present (i say "penultimate" since THE ultimate gift would be a pound of French black truffles rolled in Vorlhana cocoa powder... or no-frills, consensual sex; come to think of it, dinky flowers pale in comparison to truffles and/or sex; so it's up to yours truly to invent a suitable term to accommodate the ( Read more... )