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[grazie]

THIS JUST IN: THE COLD WAR IS NOT OVER.

AS LONG AS THERE ARE NUCLEAR BOMBS IN THE WORLD, THE COLD WAR WILL NEVER BE OVER. NEVERMIND THAT THE ONLY COUNTRY TO EVER ACTUALLY USE THEM IN A WAR IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.RUSSIA IS NOT OUR ALLY. APPEASING RUSSIA IS LIKE APPEASING ADOLF HITLER OF THE 1930S. NEVERMIND THAT THE SITUATIONS WERE

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[astronomia]

YOU CAN'T HUG YOUR CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS, RAINA.

[grazie]

WHAT D: WHY NOT

also, check please

[astronomia]

BECAUSE...I DON'T KNOW. I guess because they lack hands and aren't especially flexible so you can't really bend them around people. Also they tend to be rather huge. So hugging someone with one would be like whacking them with a large baseball bat. Made of metal and explosions.

*gnaws*

[grazie]

And nuclear fallout. Can't forget that part! It's what makes a nuclear bomb so special, and the thought of actually using one so terrifying because if you use it on someone, especially the US, you know you're good and proper screwed.

/is gnawed on

[avianthropy]

Yeah well, he broke Godwin's Law so you automatically win anyway.

[grazie]

He and mom broke it the other day when we were discussing the freaking HEALTHCARE DEBATE.

[avianthropy]

They're not the first.

[grazie]

Oh, I know they aren't. But the mind still boggles anyway.

[pathways]

........ lmfao whaaaaaaat

[grazie]

I've decided to stop pretending I have no comment on my parents trying to discuss politics with me.

either they will give up, or I will be disowned.

truthfully, I'm hoping they give up.

[zidane]

[hope_rising]

BY USING LJ, WE'RE TRAITORS TO CAPITALISM.

[grazie]

OH GOD, WHAT, NO, SAY IT ISN'T SO