Beer's to Blame

[danistormborn]

Title: Beer’s to Blame
Team Name: D to the E
Word Count: 100x5
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Oktoberfest, Caught By Filch
Characters: Hermione, Severus, Filch
Author’s Notes: Just something silly on the AU side. Living as a Muggle and drinking too much beer, Argus Filch stumbles across some familiar faces.

Comments

[acciobook7]

“Oh, I’ll ride it all right. I’ll ride it all night long.”

“Severus! You should be ashamed. That innuendo was just dreadful.”

LOL. She would so say that.

Oh! And:

Now, let’s get you back to Hogwarts while you are still drunk enough for me to take advantage of you

If she passes on the offer, I'm available ;)

[danistormborn]

Yay! So glad you agree that Hermione would skip over the actual comment and go straight to correcting him. :)

Mm... Yeah, I'm not sure why he has to get her drunk. I think there are plenty of us who are sober and more than willing.

Thanks!

[duniazade]

Very funny! Filch waking up in Trelawney's incense-filled tower...what an image! Even Filch doesn't deserve that.

Snape and Hermione's drunken banter was nice too.

[danistormborn]

"Even Filch doesn't deserve that."

Ha! Gotta feel a little sorry for Trelawney, too. I'm not so sure she Saw that one coming.

And writing SSHG banter is always fun. They're made for it. :)

Thanks!

[polyhymnia48]

lmao, are they playing beer pong?! Because that might be the best thing I've ever heard. Well done, it's always nice to read some SSHG banter (especially of the drunken variety) and I loved that it was from Filch's pov.

[danistormborn]

Ha! They ARE playing beer pong. I don't know what possessed me to have them do it, but I liked the idea of Snape using magic to cheat at it. Thanks so much for your comments!

[darkheartwalsh]

Hehe, excellent. I love this. :D

[danistormborn]

I'm glad you got a kick out of it. Thanks!