Rita Skeeter, R.I.P.
TITLE: Rita Skeeter, R.I.P.
TEAM: Spy - Will the Order even accept this?
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG13 (more sick humor)
CHALLENGE: Epitaph Challenge
CHARACTERS: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, and half of Hogwarts
DISCLAIMERS: JKR’s still the millionaire, Hubby’s gone mad, and I’m just looking for somewhere to hide.
AUTHORS NOTES: I take absolutely no credit at all for this, blame Hubby - he wrote it. He was trying to demonstrate that just because I have writers’ block doesn’t mean he can’t write something.
Rita Skeeter, R.I.P.
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Here lies a reporter we all knew well,
Whose quick-quotes-quill made life a sheer hell.
So ready to share a salacious Hogwarts story,
About how Dumbledore's armpit hair was all brittle and hoary,
Or how McGonagall liked to wear tartan leather knickers,
Or how old Filch would get off licking Mrs Norris' whiskers.
But her greatest scoop came one day,
When she found out that Headmaster Snape was gay,
But used a secret Slytherin sex-change ray,
To keep shagging Professor Granger anyway.
Alas Rita died in Paparazzi frustration,
When Hermione's Anti-Gossip Geis held mum her recitation.
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TEAM: Spy - Will the Order even accept this?
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG13 (more sick humor)
CHALLENGE: Epitaph Challenge
CHARACTERS: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, and half of Hogwarts
DISCLAIMERS: JKR’s still the millionaire, Hubby’s gone mad, and I’m just looking for somewhere to hide.
AUTHORS NOTES: I take absolutely no credit at all for this, blame Hubby - he wrote it. He was trying to demonstrate that just because I have writers’ block doesn’t mean he can’t write something.
Rita Skeeter, R.I.P.
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Here lies a reporter we all knew well,
Whose quick-quotes-quill made life a sheer hell.
So ready to share a salacious Hogwarts story,
About how Dumbledore's armpit hair was all brittle and hoary,
Or how McGonagall liked to wear tartan leather knickers,
Or how old Filch would get off licking Mrs Norris' whiskers.
But her greatest scoop came one day,
When she found out that Headmaster Snape was gay,
But used a secret Slytherin sex-change ray,
To keep shagging Professor Granger anyway.
Alas Rita died in Paparazzi frustration,
When Hermione's Anti-Gossip Geis held mum her recitation.
.