THE HISSING HARPIES' MASTER LIST

[dickgloucester]

Dear GS100 members and most worthy mods, here, at the earnest request of the Dark Mod, the Hissing Harpies thus most humbly and modestly present to you the Master List of Curses created during the writing of their recent oeuvre, "I F***ing Do!"Should you be of a delicate or nervous disposition, we pray that you resist the temptation to click on the

Comments

[camillo1978]

Phew! What a list! Thank you for this!

[hypnobarb1]

Wow. What a compilation. This is a service to humanity and is being bookmarked immediately.

I'm writing some performance reviews this week. "You worthless excrescence", "Peasant-grade Muggle monkey piss", and "snot-nosed, swotty skank" might get used tomorrow morning.

Hey, if you can't make an employee cry, what's the point of being a boss?

[gilded_glamour]

Yaaaay the middle one is mine. :D
Now if I could get video-taped proof of that, I will die happily.
Or maybe just obscenely.

[a_bees_buzz]

Fwooping hell, that's one Aberforthingly impressive list! We are a mightily foul bunch o' harpies, we are!

[morethansirius]

In the immortal words of my beloved Fluffy:
"Bugger me sideways with a pineapple."

That is one impressive list! Fabulous job, ladies!
Thank you, Dicky, for showing us the full range of the Harpies creativity.

[laiksmarei]

Best. Curses. Ever.

And I love, love, love how Flitwick's is just 'Bother!'