I F***ing Do! Part Twelve

[gilded_glamour]

‘She won’t wear the dress or have the wedding at the parish,’ Jocasta Fotheringay-Forbes-Granger whined to her mother, Alice Fotheringay-Forbes.

Alice had a grim, but determined look on her face. ‘Well, that just isn’t on, is it, poppet? We’d better teach those wizard people a thing or two about the Fotheringay-Forbeses. That dress has been in the

Comments

[duniazade]

I adore this set! The horrified Malfoys were great, but so are the Malignant Trio, Eileen and the Fotheringay-Forbes!

Very funny cursing too. It's difficult to choose, but my personal fav could be Thor’s tightie-whities. Striking image!

[gilded_glamour]

Hahaha, I don't WANT to imagine it!

[queenp71]

OMG, this was hilarious...(actually all of them are, but...)

Thor's tightie-whities?
Gaia's granny-pants?
braided-brained whore?

I can't decide which I like best. :D

[gilded_glamour]

It was originally 'plaited peasant', but I think I prefer braid-brained whore!

[queenp71]

yes, that is a much better sounding curse. :D

Loved it.

[morethansirius]

But Professor Greasyhead and Miss Bushy just had to marry at Hogwarts!

Mwahahahaha!
Well, that's two votes for Hogwarts, then! Oddly enough, I'm leaning with the house elves here. At least there would be great food, and it's free. I mean, if you're gonna have a nightmare wedding anyway, it would soften the blow to know you didn't pay for it! I'm sure the Giant Squid would make a lovely flowergirl.

[gilded_glamour]

I'm sure he would! *imagines Giant Squid scattering algae and gillyweed everywhere* Hmm...

[droxy]

oh lordy...poor Severus and Hermione!

[gilded_glamour]

I completely agree. (But then, I'm writing the torture, so perhaps not!)

[dreamy_dragon73]

That's a great set, I absolutely adore Severus's comments. And now a house-elf is meddling as well, that should be fun *g*

[gilded_glamour]

Frankly, who isn't meddling in this series?