Back-up plans are important, though I don't think starting a Goblin war will do anything good for the wedding plans!
I've cast Lavender as a party planner once before, but only in passing, and I've been wanting to let her loose on an actual, full-blown wedding. It seems like a natural match for her personality, and I'm sure she has a few leftover schoolday resentments towards Hermione she's itching to get out of her system.
I tend to see both Lucius and Narcissa as the sort of people who recast reality to suit their images of how things should be, without letting trivial little annoyances like the facts get in their way.
Saunter, my dear, not walk. I suspect there was very little actual shame being felt.
Between Eileen's sleepless sleep-over at Hogwarts and Lucius' new-found realisation that it was All His Idea, I'm laughing myself into a fit.
Great snapshot of Rita -- the poor thing must have been tired to be stuck as a beetle for so long -- and fab introduction of Lavender and her scheming.
I follow in the footsteps of Camillo, who started this whole thing out with a farting Severus. I have to say, I've never written him this undignified, but it's a lot of fun. After all, true love neither knows nor has dignity.
*sends a cushioning charm to keep you two comfortable*
what had Irmengarde Goyle been thinking, grabbing Firenze’s danglies in the front parlour?
Oh, the visual of that is not good at this time of the morning. I'll be laughing remembering that all day at work. My boss will surely think I'm crazy.
It's shocking the way we've objectified dear Firenze. I'm sure there's more to him than his impressively-sized goolies, but you wouldn't know it from this story! And no, I don't think you should tell your boss that you're spending the day thinking about equine genitalia - s/he might not understand. ;-)
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Genius introduction of Lavender! I wonder what Hermione will have to say about that!
And the last drabble is great. A back-up plan sounds emminently sensible ;-)
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I've cast Lavender as a party planner once before, but only in passing, and I've been wanting to let her loose on an actual, full-blown wedding. It seems like a natural match for her personality, and I'm sure she has a few leftover schoolday resentments towards Hermione she's itching to get out of her system.
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Saunter, my dear, not walk. I suspect there was very little actual shame being felt.
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Great snapshot of Rita -- the poor thing must have been tired to be stuck as a beetle for so long -- and fab introduction of Lavender and her scheming.
Yay! Back-up planning ahoy!
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If all else fails, we'll start a Goblin war to distract everyone from the wedding. ;D
I thought it was about time for Rita to stop hovering and work a bit more of her mischief, and now she's got a partner in crime.
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*sends a cushioning charm to keep you two comfortable*
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Oh, the visual of that is not good at this time of the morning. I'll be laughing remembering that all day at work. My boss will surely think I'm crazy.
Poor Narcissa though!
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