Title: I F***ing Do
Team : Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100 x 11
Rating: PG-13 or so--bad language here. (Well, obviously.)
Challenge: Creative Cursing Challenge
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Jocasta Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall
Disclaimer: They're not mine, they're J.K. Rowling's. Alas.
Notes: Seventh in the
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Just as she was contemplating suicide-by-butter knife
Now that's desperation! I feel her pain. Severus has eaten all the chocolate biscuits and she has four bickering biddies all trying to plan a nightmare wedding for her. I hear Gretna Green is lovely this time of year. Even Vegas would provide less heat than that Howler!
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Hermione is indeed feeling a bit desperate here, although I think Severus is pretty desperate, too, after that Howler. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they were thinking about a weekend away somewhere...
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Oh, and "Mister I'm-too-posh-for-my-parents"! I can just hear it. And I can see Severus, poor thing, cringing under the five female glares.
Wonderful work!
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I wouldn't want to be a man in the cross-hairs of these five women. :D
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the mess crammed into a magically-expanded cupboard; suicide by butter knife; Severus gobbling the chocolate biscuits; and the Howler was just priceless!
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I know just how you feel, Hermione.
XDD I love this series. I can't wait for the next installment. How many in all are there?
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I know just how you feel, Hermione.
Me too! I haven't planned a wedding for myself yet, but I've been in on too many planning sessions like this one not to have had this thought...
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Fantastic contribution. Molly is perfect! (the cow).
Took us 10 minutes to wonder about elopement. I think Hermione is being remarkably patient ;-)
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Molly being a cow is pretty canon, so I had great fun trying to think up ways to work that in. I figured she couldn't resist making that dig about the dress color.
I agree: Hermione's being awfully patient! Especially considering all the things that have gone wrong already. (10 minutes, hmm? I hope your planning goes much more smoothly than Hermione's has.)
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