I F***ing Don't

[ayerf]

Title: I F***ing Don’t
Team Name: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: probably M
Challenge: No dialogue
Characters: Hermione/Severus
Authors Notes: A ‘what if’ based on camillo1978’s first part of ‘I F***ing Do!’ (very much recommended, and this won’t make much sense without it, read it here). This is utterly unofficial and unaffiliated with the Hissing

Comments

[millennia2]

Oh, no. Poor Hermione...not really her day.

[ayerf]

Not at all her day! Guess this could have applied to the 'Hermione's Bad Day' challenge too.

[kribu]

Can hope that next time when Severus wants to propose to someone, he finds a nice safe restaurant and a more traditional way to do it!

[camillo1978]

Icon love!

[kribu]

It seemed appropriate!

[ayerf]

Heheh! Indeed, although the poor man may be too traumatised to find someone else. That and he might have his own personal ghost.

[a_bees_buzz]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Now that would have been an, ahem, awkward start to the round-robin! Brilliant, m'dear.

[mistaria]

How would they continue it? Necrophilia warning? :p

[a_bees_buzz]

Well, there was a Resurrection Stone handy ...

[mistaria]

True... XD

Maybe it killed Firenze when it hit him. I mean, morbid... but... Snape in Forbidden Forest + dead lover + dead Centaur... Sort of funny.

[camillo1978]

Oh Firenze. Serves him right for staring at the sky and not paying attention.

[dacian_goddess]

Bwee! I still maintain, particularly after Duniazade's revelations earlier, that it was in fact Rita doing the ... 'ring toss' over here.

[camillo1978]

Ha! She may well have had some sort of malign influence.

[ayerf]

Heheheh! True, if he'd been watching, he might have been able to dodge that pebble.

[mistaria]

You know you wrote things well if you made me laugh at one of our duo getting killed.

[ayerf]

Thank you! I hoped it'd be funny.