I F***ing Don't

[ayerf]

Title: I F***ing Don’t
Team Name: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: probably M
Challenge: No dialogue
Characters: Hermione/Severus
Authors Notes: A ‘what if’ based on camillo1978’s first part of ‘I F***ing Do!’ (very much recommended, and this won’t make much sense without it, read it here). This is utterly unofficial and unaffiliated with the Hissing

Comments

[a_bees_buzz]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Now that would have been an, ahem, awkward start to the round-robin! Brilliant, m'dear.

[mistaria]

How would they continue it? Necrophilia warning? :p

[a_bees_buzz]

Well, there was a Resurrection Stone handy ...

[mistaria]

True... XD

Maybe it killed Firenze when it hit him. I mean, morbid... but... Snape in Forbidden Forest + dead lover + dead Centaur... Sort of funny.

[a_bees_buzz]

... and Severus hurls his body on that of his beloved, accidentally stabbing himself with the same arrow that killed her, I suppose?

Sort of a Romeo and Juliet and Firenze tale.

[ayerf]

Thank you!

Yes, it might have been a little difficult for them to marry, let alone have children. Adoption, maybe?