I F***ing Do!

[duniazade]

 
Title: I F***ing Do! part 3
Team Name: Spy for the Men in Black
Word Count: 9x100
Rating: M (language)
Challenge: Creative Cursing
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Harry, Ron, Lucius Malfoy

Author’s Notes: This is the third part of the round-robin drabble series “I F***ing Do!”, a Hissing Harpies production relating the true story of the Snape-Granger

Comments

[dacian_goddess]

~guffaws~ Fuck me, the plot is really thickening now! Stellar cursing and plot twists, and -- hee! how brilliant -- Iovan Iorgovan! ~giggles madly~

Hopefully we'll be seeing loads more of Lucius as well; he's great, and his retorts had some fantastic bite.

[duniazade]

*bows*

I'm so glad you enjoyed this! I was hoping you'll appreciate Iovan Iorgovan. By the way, if you have any ideas about wizarding Romanian curses and how to translate them in English (mangled translations leading to misunderstandings would be great), I'd be more than happy to hear them.

I very much hope to see Lucius again, and I'll do my best to lure him!

[a_bees_buzz]

This is a wonderfully fun, jam packed set! And how clever of you to have snuck in a Romanian connection ... giving me ideas.

I think Flaming Salazar’s festering piles is my favorite curse here.

I also love that you actually made Firenze a sexy centerfold. It builds nicely on Ginny's comments in the last set about Muggles seeing things entirely from a male-centered perspective. This version of the wizarding world seems to be egalitarian in its raunchiness.

[duniazade]

Thank you so much! Concerning Salazar's... erm, little problem, I figured there could be some specific Slytherin curses.

Ooh, I'm glad the Romanian connection is giving you ideas. I can't wait to see!

Dourakine is Bulgarian, though - he was employed previously, in a very humble capacity, by Krum's team. I was thinking about a "Veela connection".

"Egalitarian raunchiness" - I'm definitely for!

[bluestocking79]

~wipes away tears of laughter~ I adore the centrefold, with the money shot of poor Firenze's package. He's going to regret ever volunteering to be around humans, I think! "Falming Salazar's festering piles" really got me going, too.

But the plot thickens! And now Lucius is here, which can only mean that some twisty scheming is in store somewhere.

[duniazade]

Thank you! I'm sorry for poor Firenze, but it was too tempting...

Slytherin house seems to be associated with "underground, dark, sewage", so it was tempting to think that its Founder could have some problems in his nether regions! They would be the stuff of legends too.

I suppose Godric had rather some flaming red pimples on his nose?

Twisty scheming for sure! I'm sure Rita tries to double-cross everyone...

[moreteadk]

OMG wizarding photo of Firenze jumping! OMG! OMG! ROFL!

The plot thickens! Suddenly it's gone all political.

When does the parrot come in? Parrot!

(No, I'm not particularly curious about that parrot, why do you ask?)

[duniazade]

Hee! Thank you. I'm so glad you're enjoying this!

I think the parrot comes in later, at a mellower, crazier, and unforgettable (for Severus) moment. But he/she's very flattered at being asked for - a little bit of a diva, I tell you!

[septentrion1970]

Oh my those two are really creative. Now, I suppose Hermione's parents will have to be told the news.

[duniazade]

The cleverest witch and the Half-Blood Prince? Of course they're creative!

I wonder who could call them on the phone...