Title: I F***ing Do! part 3
Team Name: Spy for the Men in Black
Word Count: 9x100
Rating: M (language)
Challenge: Creative Cursing
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Harry, Ron, Lucius Malfoy
Author’s Notes: This is the third part of the round-robin drabble series “I F***ing Do!”, a Hissing Harpies production relating the true story of the Snape-Granger
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Thank you very much! I'm so pleased you're enjoying this series!
I'm sorry for abusing poor Firenze, but what's a girl to do? It was too tempting. As to the white peacocks, you have put the finger right on my deepest, most unmentionable reason for wanting a wedding at Malfoy Manor...
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Exactly!
*evil cackle*
While I have your attention, how does the cry of the peacock translate into English? Because in French it's interpreted as "Léon, Léon!" which is also a male name.
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Yes, yes, the plot thickens! I hope it will soon look like a yarn of wool in Minnie's claws.
Who could be on the telephone? I'm wondering too... Maybe some Muggles?
Thank you!
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I figured Snape would be more aware than Hermione of the complex web of contradictory obligations one could have - I'm very pleased you have appreciated that moment.
As to mixing liquors, they couldn't refuse Firenze's hospitality after the botched proposal, and centaurs have very peculiar notions about what makes a good cocktail.
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Also, because:
“I’m going to rip her head off and plant her spine in a flowerpot for Crookshanks to piss in.”
Is possibly the scariest thing I've read in fanfic - including the darkfic!
Not only have you made a Romanian connection and littered this set with glorious cursing, you've notched the plot right up and left us with some serious thinking to do! What did I say? Evil, and clever ;-D
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Well, you made Firenze leap, then Buzzy had Rita write all that leering innuendo... I just gave in to the temptation!
Hopefully the Romanian connection will bring even more chaos and bizarre cursing.
And I'm chuffed to bits at being called evil - muhaha! Thank you so much!
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“I’m going to rip her head off and plant her spine in a flowerpot for Crookshanks to piss in.”
That was the funniest line for me so far, I suppose because I have that problem with my own cats not being able to recognize the difference between their litter box and my flower pots. But your curses---mercy, girl, how DO you come up with such....creative....phrases? They're wonderful!
Now, with the phone ringing, will Severus' next line be, "Speak of the devil"--??? (grin)
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I have always had the same problem with my cats - it seems they can't differentiate between the litter box and the flower pots. In fact, I think they can, but they prefer the flower pots.
I think indeed that the phone ringing is a case of "Speak of the devil"!
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