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Title: I F***ing Do!
Team Name: Order
Word Count: (100)
Rating: PG
Challenge: creative cursing
Characters: Hermione, Severus, OFC
Authors Notes: It is with great pleasure that I announce the entrance on stage of The Hissing Harpies, with their round robin tale of the Granger-Snape wedding. We are a team of girls who like the juicier side of English vocabulary, and aim to promote it in both the wizard and Muggle worlds. Thus each of the contributions will be in answer to the Creative Cursing challenge. We will post one episode a day, commencing with the present offering.
Usual disclaimers.
Introduction - Part 1
The Snape-Granger wedding was the most memorable event of that year - even of the century. It was still news a very long time afterwards.
"Bollocks, bollocks, BOLLOCKS, MERLIN'S FESTERING BOLLOCKS!!!!"
"What's up, Granddad?" enquired Livia, unperturbed by Severus' roaring.
He hurled the paper across the table to his wife.
HERO TURNS 100! was the headline, and underneath:
Life and times of Severus Snape, part 1: The Voldemort Years.
No surprises there, but at the bottom of the article were the words:
Tomorrow, Part 2: The Wedding - What Really Happened.
"Oh, no!" murmured Hermione. "Who the hell opened their thrice-damned mouth?"
Team Name: Order
Word Count: (100)
Rating: PG
Challenge: creative cursing
Characters: Hermione, Severus, OFC
Authors Notes: It is with great pleasure that I announce the entrance on stage of The Hissing Harpies, with their round robin tale of the Granger-Snape wedding. We are a team of girls who like the juicier side of English vocabulary, and aim to promote it in both the wizard and Muggle worlds. Thus each of the contributions will be in answer to the Creative Cursing challenge. We will post one episode a day, commencing with the present offering.
Usual disclaimers.
Introduction - Part 1
The Snape-Granger wedding was the most memorable event of that year - even of the century. It was still news a very long time afterwards.
"Bollocks, bollocks, BOLLOCKS, MERLIN'S FESTERING BOLLOCKS!!!!"
"What's up, Granddad?" enquired Livia, unperturbed by Severus' roaring.
He hurled the paper across the table to his wife.
HERO TURNS 100! was the headline, and underneath:
Life and times of Severus Snape, part 1: The Voldemort Years.
No surprises there, but at the bottom of the article were the words:
Tomorrow, Part 2: The Wedding - What Really Happened.
"Oh, no!" murmured Hermione. "Who the hell opened their thrice-damned mouth?"