That was the difference.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Go procrastination!

Totally dead.

In South Carolina, on sundays you can take your wife to the courthouse and beat her, and its perfectly legal. But only in the courthouse on sundays.

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It does. If I didnt count the events that dont involve me but affect me, I would have a great life. But unfortunately, everyone else has a crappy life, and it has to bring me down.

*sigh*

I do be getting on in the years. It be doing the brain damage to me.

Soon it will be my birthday. As an early present, I found out that we are not going to be destitute and living on the street! Hooray money!

It went surprisingly well. I inhaled a lot of fog. I beat up some people with a sword. I was the apple-bobbing champion, defeating all comers when we decided on the spot to actually do it. Although, with it being freezing and windy here, I will probably develop the cold/flu/constant death syndrome.

We the Republicans of the United States, in Order to prevent any challenge to our continued Supremacy, free ourselves from the Confines of Justice, placate the Tranquil masses, degrade the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of War Profiteering for ourselves and our Friends, do ordain and establish Constitution 2.0 for the United States of ( Read more... )

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