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[grammarcracker]

Halloween's a retarded holiday for fat kids, yet everyone's getting so hyped up about it. The Vongola brats fucking rented out the town hall for their gay-ass party. Jesus fucking christ, what's the world coming to?

Around the office people are getting into it too. Most people are going to the Masquerade (read: costume party. pretentious blowhards

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[caffeineshots]

I'm not pregnant, duh. If there's anyone who should be pregnant, it's you~ Shishishi

I found the cakes. They're nice ♥ Would you like a slice?

ooc; strikes private shishishi

[grammarcracker]

Just wondering. They get those sorts of cravings, I've heard. SHUT UP.

Not particularly. Voi, you have to tell me what they're for now.

[caffeineshots]

Males don't get pregnant, Sharkie. Bribe me and I might.

It's really good cake ♥ I don't want to.

[grammarcracker]

It's happened before in history. With what.

That's good. It was fucking expensive.

What do you mean you don't want to?! Brat, you said you'd tell me!

[caffeineshots]

Proof. I don't know, you think of something.

I bet it was.

I said, if I told you, I'll tell the world your dirty little secrets. Still want me to tell you?

[grammarcracker]

http://www.malepregnancy.com/ I don't know what you want.

...fuck you.

[caffeineshots]

He doesn't count. You could take a wild guess.

Wouldn't you like that.

[grammarcracker]

What do you mean he doesn't count? Of course he fucking counts! Fine. I'll give you the wrapper to the manju I just ate. That's my wild guess.

Go hump a garbage truck.

[caffeineshots]

No he doesn't. No thanks~

You first.

[grammarcracker]

Why the hell not? Then give me an idea.

You'd like to see that.

[caffeineshots]

Because I say so. And here I thought you knew me.

Not really.

[grammarcracker]

That's bullshit and you know it. Sometimes I think I know you too well.

Then don't tell me to.

[caffeineshots]

No it's not. If you do, then you should know what to bribe me with ♥

You started it.

[grammarcracker]

Just because you say it doesn't make it true. If I knew you I'd be thinking something along the lines of 'he wants sex or something' but I might be wrong. Hypothetically.

You sound like a five-year-old.

[caffeineshots]

So? ... You're right. You're very wrong.

You started it.

[grammarcracker]

So: you're impossible. Then what do you want. I can't brainstorm right now, I'm tired.

Now you sound like a four-year-old. Are we going to keep doing this until you're back in the womb?