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How To Write the Great Modern Novel
By Chuck Faremont1. Instead of using the common narrative voice of first or third person, try the more obscure second person singular, or better yet, the first person plural. After all, you want to distinguish your great novel in some way from all those other books written each year. So what if it’s clumsy or ( Read more... )

Now it's Gone, GO ON GO ON. Now it's Gone, GO ON GO ON. GONE GONE GONE.

Dear Dictionary,

I do not need your help anymore. I continue to make my own words.

Ignorance Is Bliss,
the Granmeister_B

Simonfan is not my homeboy.

I'll cry me a river.

Is it just me, or are the men today a bit over-emotional?

Whatever happened to the John Wayne or Clint Eastwood types?

Or better yet, Gary Numan.

Men seem so much more catty these days.

sax

eats

drinks

smokes

music

conversation

relax

equals travel.

Starbucks, you bastards!

you know, if you're going to call me an asshole for stating my feelings (about both political parties being corrupt), I feel it's then your obligation to prove to me otherwise. Make a case and then drive it home. Being evasive and throwing names is really just a waste of our time. And really, it only proves one thing. You're full of hot air.

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