The truth about George Washington

[gram_negative]

Last night, I was transported (in my dream) back to the American Revolution, where I learned the following things:

• They actually had telephones, already, at that point in history. It was just that no one ever wrote anything about them, so we didn't know. Apparently the technology was lost, and re-discovered, later, not actually invented. They

Comments

[abulia]

...shrimp stew...black market...george washington...meat pianos...
okay, i'll say it: WTF.

[gram_negative]

Three (and a half) words:

"Alka-seltzer Plus Cold."

I haven't taken cold medicine in a verrry long time.