[I'm not a copycat, a follower or a sheep. It just takes the push of an example or two to make me see what has clearly been coming for a long, long time.

I will now point in this general direction --> graham__coxon and instruct you all to be nice. That journal won't be active for a few days yet but that's the one you want to add. It's not that hard really, ( Read more... )

( I'm curious. )

Insert here: a long-winded, fancy, nostalgic-style entry about the olden days of Blur touring, let's say early to mid-1990s. Includes all the usual filler about how we all were a decade ago: Damon was so innocuous, Alex was so pretty, and David was so drunk and/or high just like the rest of us. Optional: some anecdote about me getting smashed and ( Read more... )

All the bread in the breadbox got all blueish mouldy and I had to toss it. This annoys me to no end. Now we have no bread, just a lot of deli meats and cheeses and condiments and such. And butter. And jams. And a toaster. And a bunch of those little blue twisty ties. EVERYTHING RELATES TO BREAD. It's a fucking conspiracy ( Read more... )

I do not understand and never have understood why people are so intent on my updating. Whoever you are, I would much rather meet you in person than talk to you over any sort of wires, phone and computer wires all included. Online journals are one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever seen. Why update over and over about the same shit? There are ( Read more... )

It's almost April. I'm in New York. Natalie listens to Peter Gabriel. One of the songs on my new album is about her. (Natalie, not Peter Gabriel.) We're taking a road trip to Iowa or Idaho or one of those I states. Leigh and I are playing phone tag. There is a teddy bear sticker on my space bar. I got a blowjob for my birthday. This laptop is still ( Read more... )

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I've updated more in the past week than I did in the entire month of February.

Yesterday my daughter turned four. Tomorrow I leave for the first of four touring days in a row, the last of which is my own birthday. Aren't you all excited? Things are actually happening in my life ( Read more... )

Somebody wants me to update so I'm updating. How often do I start entries like that? Oh well. Anyway, this isn't going to be cryptic in the least because I've a headache. Here goes ( Read more... )

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