I'm sure it'll be infinitely more enjoyable to receive reminders from you than it was when my aunt did it.
I could bribe you with blowjobs. *perks up* A blowjob for each paragraph.
*sigh* So I feel the same way about your father but I dont go trying to kill him now, do I?
My father never hit me. By the way, he asked how you were doing in his last e-mail. I suspect he must have been really drunk, but still.
It was a joke love. I believe there is a higher power. I do not believe there are a bunch of old men running the gate to Heaven or whatever.
Oh, thank you. Can you imagine the guy's job? Having to listen to everybody's boring story as they prattle on about how they were really good, deep down, and the sheep fucking incident was just a drunken mistake? Poor guy would want to shoot himself.
I direct deposited the money into her account. It's not as if she had a choice in the matter. And besides, she did work she deserved to get paid for. There is nothing to argue about.
Your stubborness about money is legendary, love. *nods*
If you say so love. I'm still not going to keep my love for you a secret, from him or anyone else.
Did I ask you to? I just don't see the point of arguing with my sperm donor.
I would never allow her to stay anywhere else. What sort of host do you think I am?
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I am not afraid of anything where you're concerned love. Except ever losing you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
Well I'm yours unequivically. I love you always and forever.
Did I ask you to? I just don't see the point of arguing with my sperm donor.
No. I'm simply stating a fact.
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I'm perfectly aware sex will be relagated to the bedroom. As for the shirt thing, I don't see why you don't explain the scarring to your mom and show her. I'll show her mine. As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Love you too, husband.
You really have no idea how happy it makes me whenever I hear that from you.
As for the shirt thing, I don't see why you don't explain the scarring to your mom and show her. I'll show her mine.
Honey, she's not going to be happy that I cut up my back and then had it burned. I'm just saying. Mothers tend to get twitchy when their kids are in pain. Really, don't mention I had it done too. I tell her so many crazy stories about you that she wouldn't be surprised that you did it. But not me. *nods*
As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
Honey, she's not going to be happy that I cut up my back and then had it burned. I'm just saying. Mothers tend to get twitchy when their kids are in pain. Really, don't mention I had it done too. I tell her so many crazy stories about you that she wouldn't be surprised that you did it. But not me. *nods*
Honey, you can't go through the rest of your life sneaking around. Besides, how are you going to be able to stay cool in summer with a shirt on?
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
Well I talk with her about it and show her what we've done for you.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
I could bribe you with blowjobs. *perks up* A blowjob for each paragraph.
*sigh* So I feel the same way about your father but I dont go trying to kill him now, do I?
My father never hit me. By the way, he asked how you were doing in his last e-mail. I suspect he must have been really drunk, but still.
It was a joke love. I believe there is a higher power. I do not believe there are a bunch of old men running the gate to Heaven or whatever.
Oh, thank you. Can you imagine the guy's job? Having to listen to everybody's boring story as they prattle on about how they were really good, deep down, and the sheep fucking incident was just a drunken mistake? Poor guy would want to shoot himself.
I direct deposited the money into her account. It's not as if she had a choice in the matter. And besides, she did work she deserved to get paid for. There is nothing to argue about.
Your stubborness about money is legendary, love. *nods*
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Did I ask you to? I just don't see the point of arguing with my sperm donor.
I would never allow her to stay anywhere else. What sort of host do you think I am?
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I am not afraid of anything where you're concerned love. Except ever losing you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
Well I'm yours unequivically. I love you always and forever.
Love you too, husband.
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No. I'm simply stating a fact.
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I'm perfectly aware sex will be relagated to the bedroom. As for the shirt thing, I don't see why you don't explain the scarring to your mom and show her. I'll show her mine. As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Love you too, husband.
You really have no idea how happy it makes me whenever I hear that from you.
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Honey, she's not going to be happy that I cut up my back and then had it burned. I'm just saying. Mothers tend to get twitchy when their kids are in pain. Really, don't mention I had it done too. I tell her so many crazy stories about you that she wouldn't be surprised that you did it. But not me. *nods*
As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
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Honey, you can't go through the rest of your life sneaking around. Besides, how are you going to be able to stay cool in summer with a shirt on?
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
Well I talk with her about it and show her what we've done for you.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
That's pretty serious Karl *adores you*
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Marton... am not showing my back to my mother. Period. End of discussion. I can survive for the time she'll be here.
Well I talk with her about it and show her what we've done for you.
If you want. *scratches my neck* She's worse than me, you realize that. I still get bad days, so I can just imagine how it's like for her...
That's pretty serious Karl *adores you*
*giggles and blush*
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What if she decides to stay a whole month?
If you want. *scratches my neck* She's worse than me, you realize that. I still get bad days, so I can just imagine how it's like for her...
Yes love, I'm well aware of that.
*giggles and blush*
*eyes you* Karl, you're blushing *stares*
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... She did mention that she might have to dismember my father with her kitchen knife in her last phone call. I think she needs a break. Oh god.
*eyes you* Karl, you're blushing *stares*
I am NOT! *indignant*
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It sounds like she does, yes. Well she's welcome to stay here as long as she likes.
I am NOT! *indignant*
You are. Makes you even sexier too and I didnt think that was possible.
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My father has a gift for turning harmless people into homicidal maniacs. *nods* My mom makes good pancakes. I missed that.
You are. Makes you even sexier too and I didnt think that was possible.
If I am that sexy, what are you still doing in the other room?
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I don't make good pancakes?
If I am that sexy, what are you still doing in the other room?
*stares* *shuts off computer and runs upstairs*
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You do. But it's different when your mother makes them. *nods*
*is interrupted by husband pouncing me*
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