What... I don't even... This is...

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Unngghhh...

Iruka wakes up in a strange place, feeling like he's been hit by a freight train. He is struck suddenly with some very shocking realizations:

One, he's naked on a couch and tangled up in his own clothing.
Two, his body feels like he's completed a triathlon and smashed a bottle over his head.
Three, he doesn't exactly know where he is.
Four

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[grading_garbage]

ANKO! DO. NOT. TELL. ANYONE!!! D: ARE YOU ALRIGHT? THINGS GOT A LITTLE DICEY LAST NIGHT...

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HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?? LOOK, WE HAVE TO COMPARE STORIES. MEET ME AT THE KUNAI LATER FOR A TALK?? D:

[ichaichajounin]

*has arrived home at some point, because no matter what hectic events are going on at school. he really needs a shower, and to change. And to take some pain killers. And figure out how the hell he is going to get out of this mess alive or non paint-balled :|*

[grading_garbage]

*soaking in the tub, poking at his various cuts and bruises, and wondering if he can sneak out for a quick BUCKET OF CONCEALER before Kakashi gets home :|*

[ichaichajounin]

*doesn't know you're home yet, you probably heard the shutting of the front dorr, and the thud thud thud as he is walking up the stairs*

[grading_garbage]

*PANIC SETS IN*

*Oh God that's probably him!!! What do I do!? What if he hates me??*

*sinks down under the bubbles and figures it's best to just.... talk to him and see what happens... after all, he still doesn't know where Kakashi ended up last night...*

[sansgoggles]

*SENDS IRUKA A TEXT*

HOPE YOU ARE OKAY.
I DIDN'T HURT YOU. DID I?
DON'T TALK ABOUT ME AND KONAN.
NOT READY TO DIE YET.

*sends a few txts*

[grading_garbage]

YOU TOO..
NOPE I'M FINE... NOW :/ GOT KNOCKED OUT.
ALTHOUGH I REMEMBER QUITE ENJOYING LAST NIGHT...
DUNNO HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT..

I'M ONLY TALKING TO TWO PEOPLE ABOUT THIS
AND IF THEY TELL ANYONE ELSE I'LL
PAINTBALL THEM INTO NEXT YEAR. :|

DON'T WORRY, IF YOU DIE, I DIE D:

*SENDS SOME BACK*

[sansgoggles]

YEAH LAST NIGHT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.
I KNOW WHAT KAKASHI SEES IN YOU NOW.
JUST KIDDING. KINDA.

WHO ELSE ARE YOU TELLING?
I'LL PROBABLY TALK TO KAKASHI.
UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW.

GOD PEIN MIGHT KILL US.

*SENDS SOME BACK*

[grading_garbage]

THANKS OBITO :|
WELL... NOW I KNOW WHERE
KAKASHI LEARNED THAT
TONGUE THING SO...
THANKS FOR THAT I GUESS!

I'VE ALREADY TOLD KAKASHI
AND ANKO. DON'T WORRY,
ANKO'S LIKE FAMILY, SHE
WOULDN'T SPILL ANYTHING
THAT MIGHT GET US KILLED.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY TALK TO KONAN...