What... I don't even... This is...
Unngghhh...
Iruka wakes up in a strange place, feeling like he's been hit by a freight train. He is struck suddenly with some very shocking realizations:
One, he's naked on a couch and tangled up in his own clothing.
Two, his body feels like he's completed a triathlon and smashed a bottle over his head.
Three, he doesn't exactly know where he is.
Four, OH MY GOD HE REMEMBERS WHERE HE IS.
Five, HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OH GOD.
Six, I HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. NOW.
He jumps up... and buckles over in pain immediately, sliding back down to the floor, and has to wait a minute before groaning and getting up more slowly. Gingerly, he puts on his clothes and checks the time, trying to figure out the best way he could possibly escape from KAKUZU'S OFFICE in the middle of a school day :|
With much pain and effort, he manages to shimmy down the fire escape outside of Kakuzu's window, clutching his jacket in his free hand. He gets to the ground and hobbles to his car which is still there. THANK GOD.
He drives home carefully, still feeling quite woozy and groggy, and first thought as he enters he and Kakashi's house (aside from OH MY GOD WHERE'S KAKASHI) is BATH NOW BATH NOW BATH NOW.
Iruka shoos away the pets on the way up to the bathroom, stripping frantically in the process... well, as fast as he can in his battered state. He hobbles over to the tub and draws himself a steaming hot bath, pouring in plenty of liquid soap. Once it's ready he sinks into it slowly, whimpering softly as his body adjusts to the heat. Once settled, he reaches down and grabs his cell from his pants pocket, looking through the messages to check for clues.
What.... what will you say... Oh God.... what did you DO???
Iruka wakes up in a strange place, feeling like he's been hit by a freight train. He is struck suddenly with some very shocking realizations:
One, he's naked on a couch and tangled up in his own clothing.
Two, his body feels like he's completed a triathlon and smashed a bottle over his head.
Three, he doesn't exactly know where he is.
Four, OH MY GOD HE REMEMBERS WHERE HE IS.
Five, HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OH GOD.
Six, I HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. NOW.
He jumps up... and buckles over in pain immediately, sliding back down to the floor, and has to wait a minute before groaning and getting up more slowly. Gingerly, he puts on his clothes and checks the time, trying to figure out the best way he could possibly escape from KAKUZU'S OFFICE in the middle of a school day :|
With much pain and effort, he manages to shimmy down the fire escape outside of Kakuzu's window, clutching his jacket in his free hand. He gets to the ground and hobbles to his car which is still there. THANK GOD.
He drives home carefully, still feeling quite woozy and groggy, and first thought as he enters he and Kakashi's house (aside from OH MY GOD WHERE'S KAKASHI) is BATH NOW BATH NOW BATH NOW.
Iruka shoos away the pets on the way up to the bathroom, stripping frantically in the process... well, as fast as he can in his battered state. He hobbles over to the tub and draws himself a steaming hot bath, pouring in plenty of liquid soap. Once it's ready he sinks into it slowly, whimpering softly as his body adjusts to the heat. Once settled, he reaches down and grabs his cell from his pants pocket, looking through the messages to check for clues.
What.... what will you say... Oh God.... what did you DO???